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  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    bonking is a risky business

    fractured penis


    THOSE of a nervous disposition, look away now. Because I'm going to look at things that go bump - and grind - in the night. In fact, things that go bump, grind, snap and aaaaaaargh.

    In other words, I'm going to talk about when sex goes wrong - and could land you in casualty.
    Fractured penis: True, there's no bone involved, not even when you're aroused. But "fractured penis" does exist. Thankfully, it's rare.
    During an erection, tissue inside your penis fills with blood until it's rigid.
    If it's forcefully bent - say, through gymnastic lovemaking - it can snap. You might even hear it. Cue instant loss of erection. And severe pain and bruising.
    This needs more than some sticking plaster - next stop, A&E.
    Torn frenulum: In uncircumcised men, a flap of skin connects the penis to the foreskin. This can get torn during sex. It'll be sore for a few days but usually heals itself.
    Trouble is, it can keep happening.
    Try giving the horizontal jogging a rest for a while to let it settle - and then use lubricants or condoms. But if it keeps happening, you may need a circumcision.
    Painful ejaculation: That look on your face may not be ecstasy.
    Pain in your privates at orgasm can be a sign of infection of your prostate, testicle or water tubes - so see your doc.
    Orgasm headache: A sudden, severe headache at orgasm is usually a type of migraine - especially if it's happened a few times.


    Your doc may be able to prescribe something to help. If it's the first time, though, it could - rarely - be a bleed in the brain.
    Get your pants on and dial 999.
    Paraphimosis: Uncircumcised? Forgot to roll your foreskin back after sex? Uh-oh.
    Now you've woken up with a huge swelling at the end of your penis and you can't get the skin back.
    That's a paraphimosis - your foreskin is throttling your penis. This is another one that needs a trip to casualty.

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  • edds
    Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 50

    #2
    Originally posted by gmb45
    Torn frenulum: In uncircumcised men, a flap of skin connects the penis to the foreskin. This can get torn during sex.
    Also know as the banjo string, .

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    • Lainie
      V.I.P. Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 3062

      #3
      uch gmb i think you talking panties - photographic evidence is required here
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      Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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      • Bulld0g
        V.I.P. Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 7158

        #4
        You sick puppy Lainie

        THE TRUTH
        The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

        Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
        The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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        • forntida
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 1281

          #5
          Are you saying not getting circumcised has its drawbacks?
          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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          • numptyno1
            Newbie
            • Oct 2009
            • 2

            #6
            no sex is bad sex imo

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            • gmb45
              Admin Assistant
              • Nov 2008
              • 7538

              #7
              Originally posted by forntida
              Are you saying not getting circumcised has its drawbacks?
              u mean being circumcised dosent have any drawbacks
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              • Evastar
                V.I.P. Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 1220

                #8
                I agree with lainie, you need to prove it gmb lmao

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