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  • ZOLA01
    Newbie
    • Oct 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Chicken or the Egg

    Bored sitting here in work
    wwhat came first the chicken or the egg
  • ste6106
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2009
    • 444

    #2
    Asda!
    Life is a party and parties arent meant to last.

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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158

      #3
      Originally posted by ZOLA01
      Bored sitting here in work
      wwhat came first the chicken or the egg
      One or the other. Anyway stop being lazy and get some work done , you skiver

      THE TRUTH
      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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      • chroma
        V.I.P. Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 1976

        #4
        The egg.

        Genetic mutation, it was a close relative of the chicken (a duck crossed with a regular bird speices) that laid the egg that wound up being a real chicken.
        This wond up being a hybrid of both and went on to reproduce with another bird which laid an egg which became even more chicken like, which went on to mate with another duck and again became even more chicken like.

        Unless of course your from the US bible belt where Darwin is a HEATHEN and a HERETIC in which case some fictionl imaginary "being" made chickens.
        He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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        • forntida
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 1281

          #5
          The egg which was created by scientists as a substitute automobile fuel. It was a failure because everyone started running out off Shell.
          Last edited by forntida; 22 October, 2009, 13:01.
          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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          • tshirtman
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 1345

            #6
            neither: the cockerel
            !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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            • maca
              Mr. DK DJ
              • Feb 2009
              • 6310

              #7
              ffs its easy.. the egg of course.
              egg for breakfast
              chicken for dinner. end of.....

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              • smoggy
                V.I.P. Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 12772

                #8
                In all the dictionaries I've ever had the chicken has always came before the egg
                but I can only speculate on why it crossed the road

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                • The Broadband Bandit
                  Newbie
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ZOLA01
                  Bored sitting here in work
                  wwhat came first the chicken or the egg
                  Depends on what position they used in bed, and which one was the male or the female..

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