Heros in a jail cell! Halloween turtle maddness.

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  • chroma
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 1976

    #1

    Heros in a jail cell! Halloween turtle maddness.

    So whats everyone doing for Halloween?

    Theres a squad of us going as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's (im Donatello)
    The outfits are green spandex with inflatable shells and well "Tight" isnt quite the word.

    Suffice it to say that my manhood is proudly apparent and visibly displayed, so i expect screaming terrified children and possible jail time for this savage burn im about to commit.

    The plan is simple, meet up get drunk enought to convince each other that its really a good idea, get geared up and head into Glasgow to be heartily laughed at whilst chasing anything womanlike with our newfound ninja stealth.
    I expect to be thoroughly sick of abusing the phtase "IM A GROWER NOT A SHOW'ER!" by the morning when i expect to trip onto the first train with a haggard, disheveled appearance donning a green skintight suit complimented by a now burst shell. ready for the walk of shame homewards.

    We make a big deal of it every year (it coincides with one of the guys birthdays) and its always a goodhearted memorable night.

    4 grown men donning tellytubbies outfits last year went down a storm.

    So whats everyone elses plans?
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • forntida
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 1281

    #2
    Best of luck to you venturing out there tonight.
    Last edited by forntida; 30 October, 2009, 21:23.
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      its mischief night tonight so im going nowhere

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