Men And Pierced Ears.

[Evastar]

i think i have have five or six pairs of shoes, and my hubby has more wardrobe space than me, plus a garage and a shed for all his junk.

And i hate ornaments pmsl

[Lainie]

@ eva. i have a few more pairs than that but my b/f has much more wardrobe space than me.

@ zap - how many wifes have you had? - you said your "last wife" and bloody lucky her to have all that space.

@chroma - just stay single then you will be happy.

eva - meet you in the girls room honey

[Evastar]

Yep, we can go and talk about all those annoying men

[chroma]

I lived out of a few kit bags for several months because space wasnt important... It was overrun with shoes and handbags.

What i really dont miss is the "dont you dare touch my "whatever" (be it as mundane as a toilet, car, anything) and then suddenly when it gets screwed up its "your whatever is broke, go fix it."

Got to the point i didnt even argue anymore because even when your right your so very very wrong.

Clothes shopping was a nightmare for the "dont you thinks."
My categories are as thus:
Weatherproof.
Thermaly efficient.
Durability (if it lasts me 4 decades then thats 4 decades i dont need to go through the headache of clothes shopping)

That doesnt look good on you...
AND? its warm, dry and it will last till i get cremated in it, who cares if its a one piece elvis suit, if it fits the criteria i could care less.

The same with toiletries i own swarfega, it works as shampoo, soap, toothpaste, shaving gel, pot scourer, grout cleaner, oven cleaner, washing detergent. I've yet to find something swarfega wont take care of. I dont need an entire chemistry set on the windowsill and 4hrs of "lab time" to get dressed. A handfull of swarfega and a bucket of water and im all set. Swarfega, beans and bacon are all a man needs to survive. Add beans and or bacon to anything and its magicaly edible.

Then you get complaints of running out of space despite the "soft furnishing invasion" pillows, throws and curtains seemed to breed in my household, id go to bed and wake up and there would be more of the ****ing things.

I had a piano (called Elton) i came home one day to find him SANDED! all my beer stains and cigarette burns had been manhandled away, then painted a glossy black
The next day once the paint had dried she decided to hang a mirror over it then install the doylies, candleholders, and makeup paraphenelia.

Whenever you played it you could hear old Elton screaming in time to the rattle of junk skittering all over the place. Elton it seemed had reached his gay phase
My beloved piano, you know the one with character that looked used, warm, inviting and fun to play now looked like a god damned ornament, the same shit you find in posers houses who just like to look at stuff but never actualy learned to play it.

Guys get a bum deal man, then reffered to as immature and infantile if we dare fail to tow the line.

[Evastar]

Just cos your partner was/is like that doesn't mean we are all tarred with the same brush.

I don't do ornaments, my fridge is full of beer and wine and he wears what he likes. And yes i have coasters, because i don't want marks on my coffee table, but no doilies. I hate shopping and only go buying new clothes when i have to . Maybe i'm really a bloke ...................

[chroma]

Just cos your partner was/is like that doesn't mean we are all tarred with the same brush.

I don't do ornaments, my fridge is full of beer and wine and he wears what he likes. And yes i have coasters, because i don't want marks on my coffee table, but no doilies. I hate shopping and only go buying new clothes when i have to . Maybe i'm really a bloke ...................

Plural, most of these have all been different people.
Women are bizarre, its been one string of disasters after another. Im just going by the rationale that if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then its probably a duck.

Ive also found it to be true that theres "Attractive," "Single" and "Mentaly Stable" and you only get a choice of two

[zaphodbb]

@ zap - how many wifes have you had? - you said your "last wife" and bloody lucky her to have all that space.

yes lainie i have been married occasionally!

[Stuart 0366]

Mmmmmhhh, quite a discussion going on here, not bad for starting out with earings.

1 stud when I was a young teen then wore it on and of for years. Got married but never got a ring (any ring I wore managed to get damaged through work) so was given the stud I wear now.

As for the rest of the stuff all the clothes I own fit in 5 drawers all of hers in roughly the same (if she would ever put them in the same place ) and the kids rule the roost.......yeah, right!

Apart from my dear darling never being wrong we get on great. We both hate shopping, using the phone and love fun (despite the kids calling me Mr. Grumpy all the time). Oh aye and a bloody good drink goes down well too

I dress the same way now that I always did, middle of the road and also losing my hair. My wife doesn't have to put up with that...she is just going grey/white

but i did find a lot of [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg"]YouTube - Milton singing "The Man Song" by Sean Morey[/ame] relevant to my relationship though...what was that sweetheart...



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