extremely drunk boyfriend

[Lainie]

my boyfriend is not long in after a night out at glasgows west end. he is paralletic (spellings not my strong point) ive managed to get him on the couch and ive videod him . if he has told me once that he loves me since he came home he has told me a hundred times. all in language thats very difficult to understand . will stay up for a bit to make sure he is ok. he was out with the lads and had taken 2 half bottles black absinthe with him he had got for a mate when we were in tenerife!!

[chroma]

ah the auld wreck the hoose juice.

Absinthe is insane, theres no need for anything that volotile.

[Lainie]

one bottle was for his mate and his bottle is about 2/3 full. he has an eyetest tomorrow at 12 as well. oh he is gonna be ill. he is snoring like ~~~~ now!!!

[chroma]

lmfao absinthe the night before an eye test

GENIUS!

[Lainie]

night out was arranged for tomorrow night but had to be changed as one of the guys had a gig tomorrow night. i did warn him before he went out but men they just dont listen

[chroma]

Its not our fault, 50% of the greatest things that have ever happened to me have stemmed from "not listening."

[dctyper]

Its not our fault, 50% of the greatest things that have ever happened to me have stemmed from "not listening."

ha ha ha, thats awesome

[daithi]

my boyfriend is not long in after a night out at glasgows west end. he is paralletic (spellings not my strong point) ive managed to get him on the couch and ive videod him . if he has told me once that he loves me since he came home he has told me a hundred times. all in language thats very difficult to understand . will stay up for a bit to make sure he is ok. he was out with the lads and had taken 2 half bottles black absinthe with him he had got for a mate when we were in tenerife!!

he should be alright come monday
i bought a bottle of the black absinthe in spain for my brother a few year ago and it actually knocked him and his mate out
like an anesthetic, after drinkin it was fair funny
as bad as it is drinkin it they drank it after clubbin its a story i can slag them about for years

[melloned]

my boyfriend is not long in after a night out at glasgows west end. he is paralletic (spellings not my strong point) ive managed to get him on the couch and ive videod him . if he has told me once that he loves me since he came home he has told me a hundred times. all in language thats very difficult to understand . will stay up for a bit to make sure he is ok. he was out with the lads and had taken 2 half bottles black absinthe with him he had got for a mate when we were in tenerife!!

Did the optician give him a white stick and a guide dog luv !

[Lainie]

i videod him on my phone and its funny as ~~~~. id love to put it on you tube. he has been a tad ill today but made the opticians. it wasnt half bottles he took it was quarter bottles

[CHRISTOF]

christ thank lord my misses has never thot about videod me sum of the nicks i get into!!!.Well the say the truth comes out when ur drunk so he must really luv u awwwwww sounds like me when i am pissed

[berley]

i videod him on my phone and its funny as ~~~~. id love to put it on you tube. he has been a tad ill today but made the opticians. it wasnt half bottles he took it was quarter bottles

I can vouch for that, I was PMSL watching it

[Lainie]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0wUVa-51k]YouTube - david drunk - 04/12/09[/ame]

if anyones viewed please leave a comment.

i know some of the words are difficult to understand but for info he was with brian, alan and stevie and fell outside jintys (jinty mcgintys in ashton lane). he kept winking as he said i had 2 heads!! still not sure what he says at the beginning - think its a sexual comment

lmao

[zaphodbb]

YouTube - david drunk - 04/12/09

if anyones viewed please leave a comment.

i know some of the words are difficult to understand but for info he was with brian, alan and stevie and fell outside jintys (jinty mcgintys in ashton lane). he kept winking as he said i had 2 heads!! still not sure what he says at the beginning - think its a sexual comment

lmao

bit scary that #1 understood every word #2 your voice sounds like my first wife

[wongers]

me and the missus thought that was ~~~~in hilarious lainie whens episode 2