How Much Are You Spending On The Missus 4 Xmas?

[caveman_nige]

she getting two new tyres for her car and an MOT on it in JAn... the lucky girl

[daithi]

Are you the real Santa? Working Christmas day,

try working in the public sector
public wage cuts my ~~~~ing ass

[HoTTDubbER]

she getting two new tyres for her car and an MOT on it in JAn... the lucky girl

hahahah now that's what i call a Christmas present

[opsmonkey]

I bought my missus a new phone (Sony Ericsson Jalou).. It's proper girly.. It even turns into a compact mirror at the touch of a button



Best bit is.. I think o2 have cocked up.. it cost me ?66 from one of their high street shops.. the cheapest i have found on the internet is ?156 with the RRP being ?180..!!!

I also bought her some Gucci perfume, a Body Shop gift set, a Faith, Hope & Charity necklace and a Sudokube which is like a rubix but each side has a sudoku grid on

[solidvince]

I gave my fiance a really nice DVD player for a couple hundred dollars (we opened presents early this year), then took it back when I realized her T61 should be able to play movies. Does that make me a bad person?

[opsmonkey]

I gave my fiance a really nice DVD player for a couple hundred dollars (we opened presents early this year), then took it back when I realized her T61 should be able to play movies. Does that make me a bad person?

no just daft.. imagine not realising her Thinkpad plays DVD's..

[solidvince]

no just daft.. imagine not realising her Thinkpad plays DVD's..

I know. Ridiculous. Shameful even.

[2joe]

Mine gets nothing cause there isn't one, however the girlfriend, now thats another story

[dik]

Recon Ive spent about ?200 on varous things for my better half

[redazam]

I all and mary chrismass

[redazam]

I have nothing with thisn shortcut

[mickyboy]

if shees good ill take the mattress of her back for a hour

[Meat-Head]

There is no Mrs Meat-Head, i got chucked of so many dating sites, i just hung around various sites, then Digital-Kaos just popped up and is much better than any woman (except Tracy Barlow).

Seems the only way to keep a woman is to forgo all this romance bollox and just smack em in the mouth and hand em a blender. really doesnt pay off to be "thoughtful."

This is 100% true, just to prove this find a single lady, and leave on her
doorstep a bunch of flowers and some 'brand name' chocolates along with an e-mail address, you WILL find you get no 'thank you' or 'any more'
just de-grading comments. like 'who r u'

Send a woman a compliment on a dating site, you get no reply, send her an insult you get a reply. On one dating site a local lass had all the relevant specs. and e-mailed her explaing about no reply with compliments and reply with insults, ended the message with 'bet you have a fat arse' she e-mailed back 'thanks' and then ignored me after that!

The one's that NEVER say please or thank-you are the pretty ones.
Hold open a few doors, let the pretty ones go in front of you in a que, no thanks, the fat ugly ones with screaming kids, they ALWAYS say thank you if you ever help them out.

Ho-hum places to go people to upset see you guys later. Going for a sulk over 'Tracy Barlow'.