best man speeches

[Maddog]

hi to you all
looking for a bit of help here please could you let me know the funniest things you have ever heard in a best mans speech and yes i might be using 1 or 2 of them so thanks

[gmb45]

u getting married ?

[Maddog]

no i maybe best man i have been asked

[gmb45]

read that wrong, hmmmm get ready thereds reading this thread

[thered]

hi to you all
looking for a bit of help here please could you let me know the funniest things you have ever heard in a best mans speech and yes i might be using 1 or 2 of them so thanks

i done mine on a spur of the moment no rehearsal went down a storm well in certain quarters anyway just have a few and the words will roll out better than scripted i think only thing was i forgot to mention the wife she wasnt very amused

come to think about it neither was her sister or her mother or her father the greedy bastarrrds just be honest m8 the laffs will come just not everyone will see the funny side

[thered]

read that wrong, hmmmm get ready thereds reading this thread

cheeky ~~~~er


btw read it wrong i thought he was getting married just slag em all down m8 say his wife looks a mut and shes tried it on with you twice hopefully now shes married she might keep her mitts off ya, then say i preffered your ex to her

honestly m8 it will get a few laffs

[gmb45]

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[bvilleuk]

hi to you all
looking for a bit of help here please could you let me know the funniest things you have ever heard in a best mans speech and yes i might be using 1 or 2 of them so thanks

One that tickled me at a Wedding last year was when the Best Man asked anyone with a copy of the Bride's Front Door key to place it in the bucket provided -- then a half a dozen guys did exactly that - one by one - with a time gap in between.........

Went down a treat

[Barnsey]

I started one best man speech reading out the football results, your going to get some responses from the crowd, a few cheers maybe. It breaks the ice, makes you feel comfortable and gets the crowd involved straight away, a perfect start.

[melloned]

Not a best man speech this one , but a bride groom "tongue twister" , aired on local radio last week , John was at the alter , having been asked to repeat after me , "do take Ann , as my lawful wedded wife" and it just came out " i John , do take Ann , to be my awful wedded life " ! , to which the congregation roared with laughter and the priest replied , " do you think we'd best say that again John "!

Merry Christmas everyone !