I am bored

[maca]

or get her to give you a hamshank in the bath m8 and when your about to squirt your man fat pull the plug out and sit on the hole..

[SuperSat]

cheers.. works on a bloke too (apparently)

I am sure you know better than me!!!
rumours are going around this forum!!!!

[melloned]

The biscuit tin method its a cheap contraceptive.

A stand on biscuit tin when am pumping mrs jok, when am aboot to shoot ma dokay she boots tin from under me.

Never got her in pudding club yet

JoK

That must be the empty 2kg tin of Roses i've just polished off Jok , ! BURP !