Relationship woes

[patkins]

Hi Chroma, any new developments in your sticky situation?

[chroma]

Nope im in again today so if shes on shift then shits going to go down, if not then i'll get a breif reprive.

Either way by monday it should have been dealt with.

[bigfella]

Nope im in again today so if shes on shift then shits going to go down, if not then i'll get a breif reprive.

Either way by monday it should have been dealt with.

i cant see the problem either
1 **** him
2 **** her
3 **** em both
4tell em, both to **** off
prob solved...now onto the middle east...........

[patkins]

Me thinks bigfella has the answer.

[chroma]

She was on the bloody sick!

Im not back in till friday either.

Its fine though, by then there will be other news on the block and i can quietly defuse the situation

[zaphodbb]

hmmm she could be going to the gym chroma getting ready for her stud muffin i.e. YOU!

[Evastar]

Just tell her you hate kids!

[gmb45]

just tell her u only have 2 inch ( which probably isnt far from the truth ) and she will think its not worth while persuing you

[chroma]

Just tell her you hate kids!

Everyone knows i love the little bastards though

just tell her u only have 2 inch ( which probably isnt far from the truth ) and she will think its not worth while persuing you

Why would lying about in increase in my manhood help

And as for the gym zap?
In what way would a gym help this?

[Meat-Head]

Don't know if this helps, or makes matters worse

[patkins]

Hi chroma. Best of luck today m8.

[Lainie]

so how your new relationship going?

[patkins]

OK Chroma, snap out of it. What`s buzzin`.

[chroma]

sorry been awol for a few days playing Assassins Creed 2... stupidly addictive that game, should probably come with some kind of health warning.

Anyway, ive not seen her. i dont know the reasons but have guestimated.

A: Sacked
B: Holidays used up before the reset in feb.
C: Long term sick
D: Quit

Im just hanging around waiting to bring down the hammer.
On a more positive note, i chased a customer for her number
She looked just my flavour of batshit crazy, came in wearing 1930's clothes like Greta Garbo or Mae West, took offence when i enquired as to the getup, stating "this is how i normaly dress." i proposed there on the spot.

Been scambling around a few tailors to get a suit cut and get my Humphrey Bogart on

[manxspud]

Shame... i was looking forward to your post regarding been bent over the office desk and raped via the 14" strap on