Whiff

[chroma]

Ok so ive not showered today and im sitting here basking in the ambiance of my own musty armpit.

It occurs to me that it doesnt smell nice. However that being said it doesnt smell half bad either.

Why is this? ive noticed it before with farts, someone else farts and it would bring tears to a glass eye, but when you fart it smells allright.

Like farting in bed and ramming your head under the quilt for a good dutch oven, to fully appreciate the textures you understand .

So why is it that your own smells dont bother you half as much as the reek of the tramp on the bus?

[dctyper]

because you are used to it

simples

[patkins]

Spose a lot is down to diet. Try smelling yourself after a night of rum and blackcurrant or,if you really wanna scare yourself, after a night of Guinness.

[vietlf]

diet is the answer

[thered]

cos its your own simple as that


i am a bit weird in certain things (~~~~ off before anyone says out ) but i have phobias like toilet seats (only crap on my own) or if i do get caught out (once in a blue moon i would rather sit in pain all day ) i squat or i will line the seat with a roll of 5hitroll to save contact

cups too i h8 other peoples and would rather not have a drink even if im dying of thirst than drink from them unless however they are in a cafe then i somehow overcome this barrier they have to be white cups too so it doesnt hide stains

anyways im rambling if you were starving and lost with a m8 and you had to eat 5hit you would eat your own rather than your m8s cos you know where its been

same with pi55 it would be better to have your own home brew than someone elses

anyways i think im just rambling again there may be a moral in here somewhere

[Bulld0g]

A bit weird ?? ~~~~~~ your insane

[gmb45]

and they reckon i talk a load of shite

[tinkerbell2811]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ red

[chroma]

cos its your own simple as that


i am a bit weird in certain things (~~~~ off before anyone says out ) but i have phobias like toilet seats (only crap on my own) or if i do get caught out (once in a blue moon i would rather sit in pain all day ) i squat or i will line the seat with a roll of 5hitroll to save contact

cups too i h8 other peoples and would rather not have a drink even if im dying of thirst than drink from them unless however they are in a cafe then i somehow overcome this barrier they have to be white cups too so it doesnt hide stains

anyways im rambling if you were starving and lost with a m8 and you had to eat 5hit you would eat your own rather than your m8s cos you know where its been

same with pi55 it would be better to have your own home brew than someone elses

anyways i think im just rambling again there may be a moral in here somewhere

Can you also instantaneously count toothpicks?
Answer me this, who's on first?

[Lainie]

@ red a bit weird - your're ~~~~in mental!! your mates just need to say they got their cups from your local cafe

@ chroma - once you have been to the bog return after 5 mins and they you will smell how putrid yours can be too

[AJ_BOJACK]

hav a big shower b4 bed

[chroma]

@ red a bit weird - your're ~~~~in mental!! your mates just need to say they got their cups from your local cafe

@ chroma - once you have been to the bog return after 5 mins and they you will smell how putrid yours can be too

/me knows putrid smells.

I used to be able to tell just which resident had shit themselves in a room full of old people by nose alone.
Funny how everyones shit smells different and you can learn to destinguish between em. Im a connoseur in the shit department