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  • Kalipo
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2008
    • 1687

    #1

    Bestest TV program ever

    Does anyone find that TV these days is boring as hell? Especially when you have 2 children who take over the TV as soon as they come home..

    I like Car programs and Tipping point etc.. i can guarantee you that i never watch the last 15 mins of any show because of these poor little kids that will die if they don't get their fix of Paw patrol or Peppa Pig.. Then you have the Mrs who thinks she has every god given right to disable your t.v viewing pleasure by putting Great British Bake off on halfway through your TV program and mutter the words.. "Oh i thought you'd fell asleep" or "oh i didn't think you liked this"

    No, ive just spent the best part of 5 minutes to chose a program and get settled in with a brew and thought "you know what, this isn't for me.. here, have the remote"

    Or how about when your mrs's phone rings coincidentally a few seconds after you see her face glow and she talks louder than the TV about some crap her sister has bought from ikea that has a crack in and she has to dismantle it and return it. Oh "can you go my sisters to help her, "i'll watch "live well for less"


    Well, i've had enough. My viewing pleasure has now changed.. i thought if you can't beat them, join them. I found "Ben and Hollys little Kingdom" on NickJr and think its fantastic.. My Mrs says what on earth you so embraced in this for? your sad.. (i sit on the remote or hide it in the couch). my son cries his eyes out and my daughter just likes the intro and toddles off to play with some crap "made in china" toy car my son chewed the wheels off.

    We need a revolution or these little hard done by degenerates will take over..
    Last edited by Kalipo; 26 September, 2018, 12:08.
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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Try "coranation street" if Tracy Barlow still in it.

    you could always go rebury your water meter and print more tency forms

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    • Kalipo
      DK Veteran
      • Mar 2008
      • 1687

      #3
      My water meter is already burried in the garden.. if you ever become a meter reader it is located under the tree..
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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        ON TOPIC:

        one of them ghost program's, Emerican nick groff
        and some fat guy, going around one area with the chief of police, that one

        anyway has elizbeth saint, wow she's dead spit of *HOT* bird from the parts deptment that went bust

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        • super jumbe
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          • Dec 2008
          • 11610

          #5
          kalipo tv for kids you shuld know by now..
          Newer sat front of TV from work eat my food go to pub forum, bed, TV is for kids, I only watch footy on Saturday.
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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #6
            Originally posted by super jumbe
            kalipo tv for kids you shuld know by now..
            Newer sat front of TV from work eat my food go to pub forum, bed, TV is for kids, I only watch footy on Saturday.
            OFF Topic..

            Are you know any good forum i can visit.. I'm into everything but watersports... ( i love watersports - when you are 2 women who do it on couch)
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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #7
              Originally posted by Kalipo
              OFF Topic..

              Are you know any good forum i can visit.. I'm into everything but watersports... ( i love watersports - when you are 2 women who do it on couch)

              yeah there's a thread with some links

              Just thought I'd post something interesting..... In the US it is not a great idea to hit women as you'll end up with bubba next to you in the slammer........I know other places have different views. But I see it as being cowardly...... So is it ever acceptable anywhere is my question?


              once was www.bellypain.com

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              • super jumbe
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 11610

                #8
                Originally posted by Kalipo
                OFF Topic..

                Are you know any good forum i can visit.. I'm into everything but watersports... ( i love watersports - when you are 2 women who do it on couch)
                Come to think about I know 1 depends what it all about, ice scatting, adul forum, name 1 not in the list….
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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  ice scatting, adul
                  Not sure about ice scatting, but normal scatting on tumblr.com

                  also not sure but plenty of scatting on fetlife.com v V
                  what the other thing you on about?

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                  • Kalipo
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1687

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    Not sure about ice scatting, but normal scatting on tumblr.com

                    also not sure but plenty of scatting on fetlife.com v V
                    what the other thing you on about?
                    If you know any eastern europ[an sites i visit that be good.. i like hungarian.. they are good.. the female know what theyre doing..
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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #11
                      No sorry, I can only speak inglish, a little Oztrailan and some Emerican

                      But a grunt and a groan is one in any language

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