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Step 1 "battening down the hatches"
A hangover is because of dehydration effecting the krebs cycle.
So before bed i drop 1000mg of Paracetamol and down a pint of water.
Then i open a can of Relentless and leave it in the fridge overnight to slowly decarbonate and go flat.
Wake up in the morning and tan the relentless down me in one.
Carbonation slows the absorbtion of the B vitamin complex in the can, when its flat it gets in you quick, the sugar and caffiene also help dissipate any residual effects.
Now on to my patented "blood transfusion baguette"
Go to your butcher to have him wafer slice his fresh lambs liver (it needs to be fresh, i cant stress this enough) this will up my vitamin b12 intake and add some iron into my body.
Get hold of some carrots for grating, this will give you all the vitimin A you need, whilst adding texture and overcomming the slimy texture.
Get a lemon.
Some mayo. or if your in a fancy mood balsamic vinigarette dressing.
A fresh baguette.
Butter the baguette, into a bowl add in the raw shredded liver (you should now understand the emphisis on FRESH) and squeze in some lemon juice (this helps pre digest the liver and makes it pallatable whilst adding some essential vitimin C) add in the grated carrot.
Dollop in some mayo/dressing, and mix it untill its all blended.
Scoop it into your baguette, close your eyes and get it down you, preferably before you blow chunks from the sheer horror of your situation.
After that i do some warm up exercises, situps, pressups and the "slow ambling jog of shame" nothing too hardcore, just enough to get your metabolism back up into "absorb everything i can" mode
I've devsed this from years of abuse and it definately does the job, gives you a boost of everything you need to overcome the harsh reality of your situation and truth be told once youve overcome the yuck factor of raw liver its actualy not that bad.
Step 1 "battening down the hatches"
A hangover is because of dehydration effecting the krebs cycle.
So before bed i drop 1000mg of Paracetamol and down a pint of water.
Then i open a can of Relentless and leave it in the fridge overnight to slowly decarbonate and go flat.
Wake up in the morning and tan the relentless down me in one.
Carbonation slows the absorbtion of the B vitamin complex in the can, when its flat it gets in you quick, the sugar and caffiene also help dissipate any residual effects.
Now on to my patented "blood transfusion baguette"
Go to your butcher to have him wafer slice his fresh lambs liver (it needs to be fresh, i cant stress this enough) this will up my vitamin b12 intake and add some iron into my body.
Get hold of some carrots for grating, this will give you all the vitimin A you need, whilst adding texture and overcomming the slimy texture.
Get a lemon.
Some mayo. or if your in a fancy mood balsamic vinigarette dressing.
A fresh baguette.
Butter the baguette, into a bowl add in the raw shredded liver (you should now understand the emphisis on FRESH) and squeze in some lemon juice (this helps pre digest the liver and makes it pallatable whilst adding some essential vitimin C) add in the grated carrot.
Dollop in some mayo/dressing, and mix it untill its all blended.
Scoop it into your baguette, close your eyes and get it down you, preferably before you blow chunks from the sheer horror of your situation.
After that i do some warm up exercises, situps, pressups and the "slow ambling jog of shame" nothing too hardcore, just enough to get your metabolism back up into "absorb everything i can" mode
I've devsed this from years of abuse and it definately does the job, gives you a boost of everything you need to overcome the harsh reality of your situation and truth be told once youve overcome the yuck factor of raw liver its actualy not that bad.
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