what do you lie about

[thered]

just wondering what people lie about to get there own way

one of mine is the old semen (or spunk,cum or jizz to the crudely uneducated )

i tell the wife it cures everything if she has a bad tummy i tell her its like milk of magnesia and will ease the pain

if she has frizzy hair i tell her it is better than any conditioner

if she has dry skin or out like that i say just rub it all over yourself luv

got a bad bad throat love get some of that down yer

she loves it


oddly enough though it does seem to work or maybe she just pretends cos she likes it

but i did see a program once where women payed ?100 to get there hair washed in bulls spunk


any girls reading red will only charge half price or do one and your m8 goes free


just waiting for the pms now

[dctyper]

is that why you have perfect hair and skin?

[thered]

is that why you have perfect hair and skin?

yes it is thanks for noticing you cheeky coont


walked into that one didnt i

[patkins]

Come Off it. Any how, I lie that I`m not a liar. Follow that then.

[manxspud]

what about the old... cause i'll tell you when i'm going to come...

[melloned]

I Know what i'm doing just trust me , that's a good one !

[chroma]

I lie about the size of my manhood!

In a negative though, i lowball, that way when i wind up in the buff it actualy appears bigger than i had originaly divulged

Guys who state their endowed like seabiscuit only lead to dissapointment

[Evasion-Lv6]

Lmao great thread and it's only page 1, I lie about how much I've had to drink If I say 3 or 4 and I feel merry I mean I've had at least 10 & and I'm ready to fall over.

[firestorm]

I ve only had 4 pints some one must have spiked me honest

always to pissed to rember if it worked

[jasbo7]

I lie about the time it takes to get a round of golf in on a Saturday.....if i'm home after 4 hours and she asks how come it takes 4 hours...i tell her i missed out the back 9....ha ha

[thered]

I lie about the size of my manhood!

In a negative though, i lowball, that way when i wind up in the buff it actualy appears bigger than i had originaly divulged

Guys who state their endowed like seabiscuit only lead to dissapointment

very true i tell everyone i have 3 inches when i pull 4 out they are very impressed

[firestorm]

no thats not me. i think he lived here a few years ago

[maca]

when she asks does this look ok and you say yes.

[bigfella]

with regards to the fairer sex...it s best not to lie just dont tell the truth ...in fact for safety s sake.... dont say any thing .. .works for me

[zaphodbb]

sorry but as far a women go they want you to lie like the sack of shite you are, when they come home and biatch about work, they dont want your input they just wanna biatch. so you say uhuh yea your right in the approriate places, but never ever try to give them help they dont want it because they are better than you. if a man has a problem he talks to his best m8 and he listens and trys to help, but women dont want your help hell no! they just want you to sit and listen to their shite... the end