What is the World's greatest invention?

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  • snagga
    Top Poster
    • Oct 2009
    • 167

    #31
    Originally posted by melloned
    Sadly . not for much longer Mate !
    You got that one right m8.

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    • RobWi
      Newbie
      • Feb 2010
      • 2

      #32
      Ratchet screwdriver.

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      • maca
        Mr. DK DJ
        • Feb 2009
        • 6310

        #33
        the wife's solar powered sun bed.

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        • cunny
          V.I.P. Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 4915

          #34
          The sleeping tablet, pop 2 in mrs drink and out like a light for the night

          I would defo say the wheel, helped get electricity, cars and so on......
          sigpic

          "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

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          • dik
            DK Veteran
            • Apr 2009
            • 955

            #35
            sigpic another happy customer

            Sent from my keyboard using fingers to type

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            • bigfella
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 879

              #36
              the pill.................. it has enabled women to leave the kitchen,, the nursey.,a life of domestic slavery....to go out in short skirts .. thongs....get drunk and become ladettes ......

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              • patkins
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 3662

                #37
                Originally posted by thered
                shut up pat you fool our electric doesnt come from people riding bikes and using dynamo's



                does it ?
                How dare you call me a bike.

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                • thered
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 4915

                  #38
                  Originally posted by cunny
                  The sleeping tablet, pop 2 in mrs drink and out like a light for the night

                  I would defo say the wheel, helped get electricity, cars and so on......
                  ok well it must be the prehistoric chisel then or whatever similar object they used to make the ~~~~in rocks wheel shaped

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                  • stuckylad
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 991

                    #39
                    how about specs,then again without them how funny would it be watching peeps roaming about banging into all sorts
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                    • fearlessimon
                      Top Poster
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 172

                      #40
                      sliced bread was all the rage back in its day, still goin strong now...
                      Dont eat yellow snow

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #41
                        Originally posted by xant14
                        I thought isaac newton invented the apple!
                        Nah he invented gravity

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • cgscott
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 3513

                          #42
                          Greatest ever invention has to be the condom.

                          You can stick it over your head and nose and blow it up until it pops. Always gets a giggle.

                          Oh and it stops us men from becoming tied to women who lie about being on the pill which leads to being dragged on Jeremy Kyle to be humiliated in front of thousand of viewers.
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                          Patience is a virtue.

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                          • ruudvandan
                            DK Veteran
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 1091

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Meat-Head
                            Nah he invented gravity
                            nope, wrong still - he invented weight
                            http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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                            • camel131
                              Member
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 99

                              #44
                              Alcohol is the greatest invention. It tastes as if the internet works and does not work when electricity is and where it is not. After drinking women are more beautiful and even the nuclear bomb is not dangerous.

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                              • thered
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 4915

                                #45
                                Originally posted by ruudvandan
                                nope, wrong still - he invented weight
                                or was it mass

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