valentines day

[Meat-Head]

how do you know they were the pretty ones Meat...aha

Cos of the data posted on the site, age weight, height etc

mmm why were you kicked off dating sites - do tell

No point looking for a bird from far away, so just looked at the local ones
if ever sent compliments eg "your pretty" got ignored, but if ever sent insults "bet you have a fat arse" ALWAYS got a reply, even sent compliments and insults explaining why, ALWAYS got a one reply
with something like "oh"

Some of the sites you can pay extra so a non paying member can reply to you, sorry ignore you one bird was more intreasted how come she could reply!

After sending 2/3 compliments and getting nowhere (you can tell which birds payed) so you knew they had read the messages, so just sent insult after insults after insult (got some good replys), then most of them would report as offensive message!

he sent a photo of himself ...

Get better results with no photo, seem to attract the fat ugly birds that cames from Wales (yuck)

[bei0759]

i didn't froget, but i was forgotten

[Meat-Head]

Just thought this might be a good place to grumble about this.

The other week had a phone call, could we look at a car on behalf of one of our customers, (not me who took the call), "yeah no problem", they said "oh the car is 30 miles away"

As far as i knew the customer is 'passing' sometime in next few days, end of.

3 hours later some bird who really WAS worth a DAM good dicking comes in, "brought this car for you to look at, we* are 3/4 hour late."

*bugger

"Oh you'll have to hang on duck, know ~~~~ all about it, coming today"
i said, "take a pew" (don't ask)

Just finiishing another job off (10 mins work left), so the bird decideds to take her dawg and other half for a walk.

Was on my own, had to shunt around 4 cars, answer phone, deal with 2 other peasants, (easy 1/2 hr gone) bird come's back, just about to drive their shitty car in and check the fault, she gives me a gobful of abuse because i haven't looked at her car yet! Bitch!!!

Why ~~~~ing bother, the fault REALLY is a 10 min change part, part was availble, told her she will have to come back in 10 days as part on back order.

Had she not mouthed off, could have sorted the job in one hit.

~~~~-ing, bitch, ~~~~ them all..

[Meat-Head]

Ok folks, now decided to use this thread to grumble about pretty women, who piss me off, other users are welcome to post here as well.

Short story is VERY pretty woman comes in wanting some parts fitting on her car, she is suppling everything, no problem.

Car comes in removes the relevent bit of plastic trim (30 seconds) customer has the wrong part, calls customer, no answer, leaves said piece of plastic trim off so customer can see which is the correct part.

As arranged leave car outside with key on wheel, send bill to a trade customer (reletive), gets phone call next day simply to say "W@nker you left a bit of trim off".

~~~~ing bitch.

Oh the bitch in the above post has called today, something else has gone wrong with her car, and now it's our fault, bitch.

[maca]

next time a fit bird comes in moaning about " why is'nt my car ready" just say i got a wrench that can fix your gob but not your shitty car...

[Meat-Head]

next time a fit bird comes in moaning about " why is'nt my car ready" just say i got a wrench that can fix your gob but not your shitty car...

~~~~ing bitches, the fat ugly smelly ones are much nicer than the pretty ones, but yueech.

A couple years ago i said something to a male customer, can't remember what or what was about, but he said "can tell your not married"
not a rude or sexist comment!

[patkins]

Well I never forgot!!!


I got Mrs Mac a new bag and belt for valentines day,
:girlshit:

The hoover works a bloody treat now!



--- Ian ---

My hoover sucks.

[Meat-Head]

OK, THIS IS AN OLD THREAD, BUT HANDY FOR VENTING WHEN SOME PRETTY BIRDS ANNOYS YOU

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT AWARE, LARGE CAPITALS, MEANS YOU ARE SHOUTING - EITHER A WARNING FOR SOMETHING, OR ANNOYED.

SO JUST BEFORE LAST CHRISTMAS, HAD SOME VERY VERY CUTE, PERFECT LOOKING BIRD IN - VERY NASTY JOB, LOT OF WORK, WE REPAIRED HER DYNAMO, RATHER THAN REPLACED, HAD THE CAR A WEEK (SNOW STOPPED PARTS GETTING THROUGH), I ENDED UP STAYING LATE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT TO GET IT FINISHED, SHE PAID, DIDN'T BLINK, JUST PAID, (BIG BILL) NOT ONE 'THANK YOU' OR 'I LOVE YOU LONG TIME', ~~~~ ALL.




13 OCTOBER 2010 - VERY VERY VERY PERFECT LOOKING BIRD COMES IN, FRENCH CAR, NORMALLY CURE ONE FAULT, GAIN TWO OTHERS WITH FRENCH STUFF, NOTHING IS EVER A QUICK FIX, THIS ONE, AS DONE MANY TIMES BEFORE, HIT CD PLAYER WITH SLEDGE HAMMER, STARTED WORKING, NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, HER RADIO DISPLAY, SMACKED IT WITH A CROWBAR, THAT STARTED WORKING, SHE NEVER CAME BACK TO GET THEM PROPERLY FIXED, PROPER JAMB HOT SHE WAS.


THE OTHER DAY, BIRD SHE WAS ALSO JAMB HOT, ANOTHER MEMBER OF 'TEAM MEAT' DID THE WORK, I TOOK HER MONEY OFF HER SHE SAID 'THANK YOU' 5 TIMES AND WASN'T ME WHO DID THE JOB - NOT EVEN A "SAY THANK YOU TO YOUR FELLOW TEAM MEMBER"


RANT, MUTTER, MUTTER, MOAN.

[RedSpider]

happy valentines day, meat

[patkins]

Poor Meaty, always the sucker for beauty. You have to think outside the BOX. Look for girl who irons,sews,cooks and washes. (I can already hear the sound of thundering keyboards on the keys s e x i s t p i g .

[Meat-Head]

Poor Meaty, always the sucker for beauty.

Like today (seriously) that bird that's on TV (word on the street) - she came in, no thank you, just grunted, paid and away.

Yet the bird the other day, who's car we was unable to fix or damage - not from lack of trying, or information, or knowledge - HAD to ~~~~ it off to the dealer (more hassle than worth) - would have been more than happy if she called us useless coonts, but she said "Thank You" - just defies logic - she was fat and ugly

[Lainie]

dont you know meat all the fit burds are bitches. you need to learn to look elsewhere than her cleavage or her arse. us birds with a bit of meat on us if you will pardon the pun are much more greatful, jolly burds who go that extra mile to please!!

[Meat-Head]

dont you know meat all the fit burds are bitches. us birds with a bit of meat on us much more greatful, jolly burds who go that extra mile to please!!

Thanks, had noticed that, about pritty ones are bitches - take Tracy Barlow for example.

Now you said that about fat birds, must now add this to the list:-

About FOUR months ago, this great FAT HEFFER, proper HEFFER, MASSIVE, came in with a shitty rover, the remotes been playing up for ages, now it took 20 mins to get car started, anyway, resolders it, took her it's ~~~~ed, (genuine), she needs a new one asap, give us a call in 2 days (we were WELL busy), now ~~~~ off you fat smelly heffer, before the ground gives way.

FOUR MONTHS LATER, she comes back in - remote was been better, but still not brilliant, now it's stuck up the road, can we help her, ~~~~, no way, too busy and not got remote in stock (no problem to get one), no chance we can get out to it - too busy - get it towed down - she then calls back to say FOURTY QUID to tow it, not got that amount of money (remote is 50+programming + fat bird charge + serves you right charge+vat).

then 20 mins later she calls to say it's started, ok, bring it down, leave it, ~~~~ off home, come back for car tomorrow. No chance i'm going home she said - right in the middle of no where, where they don't have cars, just horse and carts - would have told her about a rover 'dealer' to take it to had she not left it so long and whined about a fourty quid tow charge!

If anybody wan't me, just watching the bird on tv, that came in earlier, see the car on the opening titles, see you later guys.