moving to pool BRITAIN'S biggest boobs are in Liverpool, their biggest expert admirers are in Newcastle - and those who do the biggest ogling are WOMEN, a survey reveals.
One in ten Scouse girls has an E-cup or bigger, according to the biggest ever study of British breasts.
A whopping 46 per cent have a bust size of at least D - and the city's average is 34DD.
The national average is 36D - filling out by two cup sizes since the B-cup norm of 1985.
Meanwhile, Geordie blokes are the nation's virtuosos when it comes to judging cleavage.
Four in five reckon they can tell real boobs from implants, against just one in five nationally.
More men in Newcastle than anywhere else - 54 per cent - also confess to looking at a woman's bust before her face.
Which may explain why self-conscious Geordie women are least happy with their chest. Seventy per cent crave bigger breasts.
But most Brit women are boob-obsessed and more likely to be staring at them than men.
Ninety per cent admit checking out rival assets SEVEN times a day.
And four out of ten say they envy friends' breasts - with those in Yorkshire being the most jealous of pals' curves.
Overall, 63 per cent want a bigger bosom, despite most men and women agreeing that the perfect size is a C cup.
The poll of 3,000 women and 1,000 men was conducted by cosmetic surgery group Transform.
Spokeswoman Pat Dunion said: "This research is a real insight into our attitude to breasts.
"Our fascination with breasts - whether male or female - seems to be getting bigger each year."
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