How many zeros in a billion?

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  • olly203
    Newbie
    • Nov 2009
    • 8

    #1

    How many zeros in a billion?

    This is too true to be funny.
    The next time you hear a politician use the
    Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
    Whether you want the 'politicians' spending
    YOUR tax money.
    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
    But one advertising agency did a good job of
    Putting that figure into some perspective in
    One of it's releases.
    A.
    A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
    B.
    A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
    C.
    A billion hours ago our ancestors were
    Living in the Stone Age.
    D.
    A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
    E.
    A billion Pounds ago was only
    13 hours and 12 minutes,
    At the rate our government
    Is spending it.

    Building Permit Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Income Tax
    Unemployment Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Petrol/Diesel Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Tax
    Marriage License Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax
    Local Tax
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax
    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
    And our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
    We had absolutely no national debt...
    We had the largest middle class in the world...
    And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
    What happened?
    Can you spell 'politicians!'

    I hope this goes around the
    UK
    At least a billion times
    What the hell happened?????
    Last edited by olly203; 23 February, 2010, 13:43.
  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    It's look americanised if you ask me.

    Can't rembember what it is but if seem to thnk Americans don't quite count like us, something daft like we say "100,000 one hundrad thousand" and the americans would say something daft, but cant remeber what.

    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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    • Itsme
      Top Poster
      • Dec 2009
      • 187

      #3
      An excellent post giving much food for thought.

      And just to answer your question

      English Billion = 1 million million = 1,000,000,000,000

      American Billion = 1 thousand million = 1,000,000,000

      I would rather be a billionaire in UK than USA if I had a choice

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      • patkins
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 3662

        #4
        Why not hope that this interesting thread goes around Britain 1 billion times.Ta,

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        • RedSpider
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 2448

          #5
          Originally posted by Itsme
          An excellent post giving much food for thought.

          And just to answer your question

          English Billion = 1 million million = 1,000,000,000,000

          American Billion = 1 thousand million = 1,000,000,000

          I would rather be a billionaire in UK than USA if I had a choice

          not true anymore. a billion was standardised. 1,000,000,000 in england used to be known as a milliard. only the english used it and in much the same way that only we called a snickers a marathon, we were forced to change
          Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



          Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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          • saab1
            Newbie
            • Feb 2010
            • 1

            #6
            English Billion = 1 million million = 1,000,000,000,000

            American Billion = 1 thousand million = 1,000,000,000

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            • kct7
              Newbie
              • Feb 2010
              • 1

              #7
              ? !

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              • Itsme
                Top Poster
                • Dec 2009
                • 187

                #8
                Originally posted by RedSpider
                not true anymore. a billion was standardised. 1,000,000,000 in england used to be known as a milliard. only the english used it and in much the same way that only we called a snickers a marathon, we were forced to change
                Really I didn't know that.

                When and by whom was it standardised?

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                • RedSpider
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 2448

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Itsme
                  Really I didn't know that.

                  When and by whom was it standardised?
                  i have no date or name to give you just the fact that it was standardised. it was done so for banking and financial purposes. common sense really when you think about it
                  Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                  Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                  • thered
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 4915

                    #10
                    i never even knew that an english billion was a million million i always thought a billion was a thousand million

                    anyways here some clarification that even we use the american/french version as the norm nowadays

                    AskOxford: How many is a billion?

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                    • Itsme
                      Top Poster
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 187

                      #11
                      Originally posted by thered
                      i never even knew that an english billion was a million million i always thought a billion was a thousand million

                      anyways here some clarification that even we use the american/french version as the norm nowadays

                      AskOxford: How many is a billion?
                      thanks for the confirmation

                      It would appear that I am not as rich as I thought I was

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                      • bazzw6
                        Member
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 81

                        #12
                        it would appear that i'm not as in debt as i thjought i was !!!!

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                        • bei0759
                          Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 73

                          #13
                          i would be confused by any number that bigger than million..

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