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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    The FBI Are After Me

    OVERSIGHT BENEFICIARY AFFAIRS DIVISION
    FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
    935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
    TELEFAX: 1 866 460 7210
    Email Add:[email protected]
    Private:[email protected]
    DATE:22/02/2010
    Federal Investigation Bureau wishes to use this medium to announce to all
    patriotic oversight citizens, following the generalized antecedent of your
    inheritance. The FBI aim of contacting you is to highlight the recent
    resolution of the bill endorsed by the African union to making provision
    for your inheritance payment under the appropriation bill.

    Under this act therefore the FBI has set up a panel through different
    African Foreign Reserve Account in communist states, the essence of
    writing you is to inform you that your payment files must be investigated
    to ensure that you are on the right direction.

    All oversight payment files has been channel through the below office, so
    you are advise to submit your payment files with all document prior to
    your inheritance claim, to this office on or before October Monday
    26/03/2010.The FBI is conducting screening exercise, and if by
    investigation your payment files is not submitted to this office on the
    above date we shall contact the Foreign Affairs Commission of your country
    to present your manifesto.

    Further more, if we investigate through your alkies and attach? and
    discover that you are still dealing with internet fraudsters/imposters
    your address will be forwarded to the nearest FBI Office and you will be
    invited for interrogation.

    If your name appear on the Western Union/ Money gram list as a regular
    customer that send money to African countries without a formal appraisal
    from the WU/MG attendant to us indicating the reason why you are sending
    any money, you will be charged for economic abuse, except that you alert
    us formally by sending the payment information to us then a critical
    investigation is carried out thereafter we will order you to release the
    payment info to the receiver.

    This panel is inaugurated to completely eradicate illegal activities, you
    can not escape our electronic investigation garget because we have
    syndicates at all WU/MG centers and locations, so if you are suspecting
    any office do not hesitate to contact us for investigation, if after
    investigation we confirm that it is of genuine origin we shall ask you to
    continue, but if we discover by our self through our syndicates that you
    have indulge in illegal activity it is then you will regret your actions.

    To be forewarned is to be forearmed, so report before we discover it our
    self, our interest is to guide you direct and channel your payment to the
    right office, this is because many oversight citizens has been scammed
    numerous times by internet fraudsters/imposters, by sending money through
    WU/MG to wrong persons for irrelevant purposes.

    SEEK OUR ADVICE AND LIEN ON OUR INSTRUCTIONS FOR SUCCESS.

    *** All subsequent response must be forwarded to our <> Private: [email protected]

    Faithfully Yours.
    Frankie Debbie for
    Robert S. Mueller, III
    FBI Director
  • opsmonkey
    V.I.P. Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 5379

    #2
    pretend you are simple, even if you did hack their systems on 50 separate occasions... the Daily Mail and loads of lefty hippies will fight your corner

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    • cgscott
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 3513

      #3
      FBI got a hotmail account
      sigpic


      Patience is a virtue.

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      • hoggy952
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2010
        • 1229

        #4
        Annoying that they are, you just have to laugh

        The FBI is now using Gmail and Hotmail address....

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        • DJSimo
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2008
          • 453

          #5
          Originally posted by hoggy952
          our interest is to guide you direct and channel your payment to the
          right office, this is because many oversight citizens has been scammed
          numerous times by internet fraudsters/imposters, by sending money through
          WU/MG to wrong persons for irrelevant purposes.


          Faithfully Yours.
          Frankie Debbie for
          Robert S. Mueller, III
          FBI Director
          Should read

          Our interest is to guide you direct & channel your payment to our bank, this is because many oversight citizens has been scammed BY OURSELVES by sending money through WU/MG to OURSELVES.

          Faithfully Yours,
          Abdul Rauf
          Serial Conman

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            slightly confused what it's about, but ask them to pop a cheque in the post.

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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