Guess what this is!

[ianmac]

See if you can guess what this is, Before I give it away...

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[ianmac]

Guess what this is!


It's a new Prison in the UK !

Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

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@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle / office

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@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

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@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORKyou get more work for
good behaviour

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@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself

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@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games


@ WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

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@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat

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@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

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@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers
with no work required

@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

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@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

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@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers

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Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read this.

Right where is that brick? I am off to the jewellers

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--- Ian ---

[steppenwolf]

I thought it`s some hotel... Lock me there

[steppenwolf]

You are kidding with me Ian?

[terry l]

I'm off to do a blag [could do with a holiday from work]..LOL..

[barrowmanandrew]

if that was a hotel as clean and nice lookin as that , you'd pay a fckn fortune to stay there

[Lainie]

~~~~in outrageous. societys gone bonkers

[patkins]

Ian, when I first saw the pics. I thought the place was the recently new printing works for I ndependent Newspapers here in Dublin as both buildings look alike. I live close to an open prison for inmates at the end of their prison term. The routine is up at 8am,Breakfast (choice of corn flakes or-yes you`ve guessed it Porridge) out to work on various prison projects (farm/gardens/painting etc.)Dinner @ 12.30 made up of cheap cuts of meat/produce from farm more work tea@ 4.30 with packet of (airline style) 3 biscuits. Gym/TV. Lockdown 7.30pm. To get inmates back into a work routine they can do outside work by permission-work of their former trade ie painting/building etc and are allowed to receive 40 euro per day. If ,for instance they work outside from 9 to 5 then they miss dinner and also the evening tea and have to provide their own lunch when outside. But, believe it or not in these modern times, if they are an inmate of the principal jail in Dublin, Mountjoy, the inmates have to Slop Out, which is to all intents and purposes, a mobile loo which,like a bucket, they must endure all night in the cell- mostly sharing- and which they have to empty themselves next morning. That kinda paints a different picture over here.

[ianmac]

Ian, when I first saw the pics. I thought the place was the recently new printing works for I ndependent Newspapers here in Dublin as both buildings look alike. I live close to an open prison for inmates at the end of their prison term. The routine is up at 8am,Breakfast (choice of corn flakes or-yes you`ve guessed it Porridge) out to work on various prison projects (farm/gardens/painting etc.)Dinner @ 12.30 made up of cheap cuts of meat/produce from farm more work tea@ 4.30 with packet of (airline style) 3 biscuits. Gym/TV. Lockdown 7.30pm. To get inmates back into a work routine they can do outside work by permission-work of their former trade ie painting/building etc and are allowed to receive 40 euro per day. If ,for instance they work outside from 9 to 5 then they miss dinner and also the evening tea and have to provide their own lunch when outside. But, believe it or not in these modern times, if they are an inmate of the principal jail in Dublin, Mountjoy, the inmates have to Slop Out, which is to all intents and purposes, a mobile loo which,like a bucket, they must endure all night in the cell- mostly sharing- and which they have to empty themselves next morning. That kinda paints a different picture over here.

It's not them that's stealing you Broadband connection is it Pat?...

Here is a picture of the inmates outside:

[gizmo.1484]

if that was a hotel as clean and nice lookin as that , you'd pay a fckn fortune to stay there

Or steal a fckn fortune to stay there

[hoggy952]

no wonder when the prisoners finish their term, that they commit again so they can be banged up again.
the countrys gone to the dogs.

[maca]

there is a saying "if you cant do the time dont do the crime" ~~~~ me it should be "do the crime you'll love the time"...

[t-4]

[thered]

there is a saying "if you cant do the time dont do the crime" ~~~~ me it should be "do the crime you'll love the time"...

yep give em porridge and bread and water lock em up 23 hours a day no playstations or ~~~~ all it would save billions too

see if they fancy it doing it again

amazing how many people leave nick worse than they went in after they hit the gym and fill themselves full of roids then come out like arnie thinking there it

a lot use being inside like a badge of honour

[alon]

cool