Mad dogs ( a mates story)

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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    Mad dogs ( a mates story)

    A bloke I give a lift to (into work) told me a story about his new neighbours. They live across the road from him and comprise a couple and three young (under the age of 10) children.

    Now, three doors down there lives a pleasant, but potentially volatile young man who owned a dog. This dog was friendly and known by many of the neighbours as it milled around the area.

    With that background now set, the new neighbours own(ed) a dangerous dog - an illegal breed in fact. This dog escaped from its leash and proceeded to attack and "rip apart" (my friend's words, not mine) the pleasant dog who was thus killed. The dangerous dog was subsequently destroyed by the authorities.

    The question I have relates to the owners of the dangerous dog. Is there something wrong with some people, in that they don't watch the news nor read the papers? Why do they think that these dogs are illegal? Why can they not fathom out that one of the reasons why these dogs are banned is because they have a propensity to go crazy and attack randomly (sometimes people)? Why are people with this complete lack of regard for the world around them "allowed" to have children whom they are subsequently going to endanger through the need for such "status symbols" as crazed dogs? (again not my words but those of my work colleague who knows the family)
  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    The only problem about talking about 'illegal' things on here, is you you wanted the keygen, the make the illegal dog have a ligimate serial number, sorry no, no hacking discussions, or keygens alloud on DK

    You mates new naybours will have to purchase a proper licence for the replacement dog, oh avoid Chinese Clones, as if you try to update them with newer firmware it might stop working.

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    • hoggy952
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 1229

      #3
      Originally posted by Meat-Head
      The only problem about talking about 'illegal' things on here, is you you wanted the keygen, the make the illegal dog have a ligimate serial number, sorry no, no hacking discussions, or keygens alloud on DK

      You mates new naybours will have to purchase a proper licence for the replacement dog, oh avoid Chinese Clones, as if you try to update them with newer firmware it might stop working.
      Ok I will avoid chinese clones but what about japanese clones will they be able to bark in english so I can understand them when they want to poop,
      then I can get the poop bag ready to catch the poop?

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      • Canker_Canison
        V.I.P. Member
        • May 2010
        • 3904

        #4
        Some people are just idiots.

        I have the misfortune to live next to a Japanese Ikita that is very dangerous. It's tore up several dogs when it's escaped the garden. It no longer gets taken for walks which only makes it worse. Last year it attacked my dog & bit me twice when I went to stop it (since the ~~~~er next door didn't do a thing).
        The bugger is still alive... Think I should of pushed towards police action.
        The problem I now have is that my dog has become aggressive to other male dogs, especially his. I now muzzle mine when he's going off the lead, just to be safe.
        If it wasn't for the t*at next door I don't think mine would have a problem.
        Canker

        "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
        - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #5
          Originally posted by Canker_Canison
          Some people are just idiots.

          If it wasn't for the t*at next door I don't think mine would have a problem.

          Ok it's going to cost you, but you know it's worth it.

          Download some laxative chocolate, and upload into the naybours dog, just before night time.

          'Magnisum Citrate' is a liquid, try soaking some meat in it, that's going to howl, oh add some sleeping pills, SMALL AMOUNT ONLY, that way, you know it's not going to howl to be let out.

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          • firestorm
            V.I.P. Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 1550

            #6
            It not always dangrous dog that attack my dog was attacked by a boxer not realy a dangrous dog to thick as mine is a staffy.Since then my dog dose not like other dogs. It wont attack them but it wont let them come up and sniff him a quick flash of the teeth normaly sends them packing.
            But the owners of the other dogs seem to be stupid as there dog come bonding over to mine and i always say politely "please keep your dog away from mine he dose not like other dogs" to which they 5 times out of ten they say" it only wants to play" and now he has been bit by a german shepard, a labradour and a collie.
            I did not pick a staff it was abandoned and my misses took it in but i can say i brought it up proper and it is great with children even cats and is nearly 15 and has never attacked another dog.
            If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine

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            • melloned
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2008
              • 1215

              #7
              My workmate has a rescue dog , she was left by travellers , tied to a post , along with 2 others , when police moved them on . The rescue told him she's an american bulldog , she weighs 7 stone and to me , is a pit bull .
              He's a very responsible owner , always kept on a short lead in public and she's 99.9% reliable and trustworthy , but that
              0.1% ? .
              One day in my own home , we played with a few toys and she became over excited , when i tried to take the toy from her , she snapped and went for me .
              30 secs later , she was reprimanded and full of remorse , luckily no harm done , i still love her to bits , (she even goes into work with us and loves a fuss) .
              But had it been a child ???

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              • Canker_Canison
                V.I.P. Member
                • May 2010
                • 3904

                #8
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                Ok it's going to cost you, but you know it's worth it.

                Download some laxative chocolate, and upload into the naybours dog, just before night time.

                'Magnisum Citrate' is a liquid, try soaking some meat in it, that's going to howl, oh add some sleeping pills, SMALL AMOUNT ONLY, that way, you know it's not going to howl to be let out.
                Or I could just shoot the bugger... Not sure if it will be the dog or owner I'd shoot.

                All dogs can be dangerous. The problems come from those owners that don't understand a dogs behaviour & mentality. Experience has lead me to conclude that most owners of small yappy things & spaniels don't have a clue about a dogs natural behaviour. The pack mentality & pecking order.

                If a dog humps your leg, it's not because it's randy & wants it's leg over. It's telling you that he's dominant & above you in the pack. Cutting his nuts off won't solve the problem... yet that's what people do. Then complain that it didn't solve the problem...
                Canker

                "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                  Cutting his nuts off won't solve the problem... yet that's what people do. Then complain that it didn't solve the problem...
                  Would cutting it's head off work?

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