Your perfect football companion

[badapple]

For all you football fans out there, here is a perfect companion for you. (get rid of the wife and get this girl in)

She won't drink your beer.
She won't speak when a goal is about to be scored.
She won't tell you the score.
She won't moan about the mess you've made around you.
In fact she's crazy about football and you.

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/13530515/badapple link/Product.html#

[patkins]

Thanks badapple, mine is in the post as we speak.

[Meat-Head]

Tracy Barlow has them features as standard

[chucklor]

Tracy Barlow has them features as standard

But she will grow up to be another "Deidre" or even worse "BLANCHE"!!!!!!

[johnboy1974]

i'll take two please or then again i could just pick them up from my local sex shop.