celeb voices on sat navs

[hoggy952]

At a recent wedding party I ended up talking to a guy who told me he was a member of a facebook campaign to get Brian Blessed to voice a sat nav, you get the idea --
"TAKE THE THIRD EXIT AT THE ROUNDABOUT!"
I'll admit that I don't really understand these campaigns or how they work butl that got us to talking about who else would or wouldn't make a good voice
For example
Terry Thomas-
"Turn left you absolute shower"
John Le Mesurier sergant Wilson from Dad's army--
"I say would you mind awfully turning right please?"
and then there are ones that just wouldn't be any good-
Gordon Ramsey-
You really couldn't have him on with kids in the car
margret Thatcher-
Not for turning so pointless anyway!

Any body come up with any more

[Meat-Head]

Yeah Team-Meat-Head-Motors

"Turn the steering wheel 90 degrees to the right, otherwise you will be wearing it"

"Hang a left"

"You dumb~~~~, you just passed the junction"

"We didn't get where we are today by using sat nav for guideance"

"Whoa, reverse thrust, back a bit more"

"Toll bridge ahead, tell them your a friend of the fat controller - free access"

[hoggy952]

I would love Joanna Lumley talking to me on my TomTom...

"You have reached your destination darling", Love it!

[patkins]

Steven Hawkins: Turn........ left ........... now. Sorry, took me so long to say it. Back......up. Sorry...Not .....this....far.

[barrowmanandrew]

how about the ian pailsy.

take da next tornin on da ~~~~in right
because we will never NEVER take da turnin on da ~~~~in left....

[stuckylad]

billy connoly,haw you ya joby,stoap playin wi yer wullie n take the nixt left

[hoggy952]

Yeah Team-Meat-Head-Motors

"Turn the steering wheel 90 degrees to the right, otherwise you will be wearing it"

"Hang a left"

"You dumb~~~~, you just passed the junction"

"We didn't get where we are today by using sat nav for guideance"

"Whoa, reverse thrust, back a bit more"

"Toll bridge ahead, tell them your a friend of the fat controller - free access"

meatheads got the idea although who would say these? Better have a guess I suppose--
first one I dunno maybe one of the bald blokes from eastenders?
second one Clint Eastwood?
third one absolutely no idea
fourth one CJ from Reginald Perrin
fifth one sounds as if it could be Max and Paddy?
and the last one maybe Ringo starr as Gordon the big engine?

[barrowmanandrew]

best voice would be have to be mr T.

hey fool, take the turn of the left before i give you some god damn pain fooooooooooooollll.......




how about voices that should never be allowed on satnavs
1. joe pasquale
2. dame edna

[maca]

sat navs are for people with no direction....

[patkins]

How about De Nero (Taxi Driver) Hey satnav where to now..`Are you talkin to me Are you talking to me..Why is there somebody else in the car`.

[manxspud]

sat navs are for people with no direction....

Better get me a dozen then

For me it would have to be richard pryor

Best stand up ever imho ... i may still be lost, but would not give a sh@t

@manx

[dik]

I use cartman from southpark's voice, very amusing, on garmin units just replace the american voice with this one
Cartman.rar
and choose american english from the units voice menu, may work on others?

[patkins]

How about gmb? I shay turn hic burp right at the hic hic lights. Shteady as we goooooo. Hic, Burp.

[johnboy1974]

gordons alive!!!

[Meat-Head]

How about gmb? I shay turn hic burp right at the hic hic lights. Shteady as we goooooo. Hic, Burp.

"Turn left in 150 shite posts time"
"No body reads my shite posts, let along, RIGHT TURN"
"Sorry no function untill 2am when Admin/Mods are in bed"
"Bloody hell did you see the price of Stella on that billboard, last one was cheaper"
"turn left, turn left, turn left, turn left"


<refering to last command>
Hang on GMB45, are you reading the map, or just cut and pasting?