Great North Run

[cerocool007]

i feel like that now m8

[thered]

i feel like that now m8

then you no my pain so please give generously my calfs cant take it anymore and i have joggers nipple

[thered]

please donate people the charidys are on my back i need to raise cash or they will hurt me and my family

donations are getting drieing up like the hoover damn


please help poor mr red and hundreds of poor dying kids and adults by donating



thankyou

[Dreamer]

please donate people the charidys are on my back i need to raise cash or they will hurt me and my family

donations are getting drieing up like the hoover damn


please help poor mr red and hundreds of poor dying kids and adults by donating



thankyou

Ok since you are in such a tight spot I might be able to help you out.
it's not gonna be easy though, No pain, no gain.

I am always willing to support members of the forum in their charity events but I think I speak for myself and the other women of the forum when I say that wecan help you get an edge on that race.

No it's not race fixing or steroids.. it is simply a matter of aerodynamics.. lycra and waxing
decent lycra shorts and shirt and waxed body parts..
legs to start with but I have heard that waxing other parts of the body dramatically helps with the aerodynamics.

To sumarise

I am more than happy to give money to your charity cause but you're gonna have to do some waxing too. video or photo evidence will be required before payment is given.

If you need any advice on the best method of waxing, please feel free to ask myslf, Berley, Eva or father as we have previous experience in this field.

[thered]

Ok since you are in such a tight spot I might be able to help you out.
it's not gonna be easy though, No pain, no gain.

I am always willing to support members of the forum in their charity events but I think I speak for myself and the other women of the forum when I say that wecan help you get an edge on that race.

No it's not race fixing or steroids.. it is simply a matter of aerodynamics.. lycra and waxing
decent lycra shorts and shirt and waxed body parts..
legs to start with but I have heard that waxing other parts of the body dramatically helps with the aerodynamics.

To sumarise

I am more than happy to give money to your charity cause but you're gonna have to do some waxing too. video or photo evidence will be required before payment is given.

If you need any advice on the best method of waxing, please feel free to ask myslf, Berley, Eva or father as we have previous experience in this field.

i will not allow myself to be pimped out to you pervy women although for ted i could make an exception


i will not be sending you pictures of my back,sack and crack you kinky biatchhh


sponsor me or il do you for sexual harrasment

[berley]

pmsl @ dreamers reply, and ok you dont need to pimp yourself out

all the best and I hope you meet your target

[Dreamer]

i will not be sending you pictures of my back,sack and crack you kinky biatchhh

ok then you can leave the back piccies out then

[thered]

ok then you can leave the back piccies out then

oh here you go then just for you handsome bugger arnt i?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFcFgK3JpT0]YouTube - charity back crack and sack waxing 2007[/ame]

[thered]

please sponsor me please please please

[Dreamer]

please sponsor me please please please

You can't kid me I know that wasn't you in that vid but I do admire a guy who is not too proud to beg

[thered]

You can't kid me I know that wasn't you in that vid but I do admire a guy who is not too proud to beg

what you mean ? of course its me


im cute arnt i

[thered]

bumpity bump

thanks very much to everyone who has donated but im still a good way short of my target

i am happy with a ?1 so please donate


and after im finished im pinning my hopes on a mobility car because the knee joints hips and calfs cannot take much more i may get a scooter too cos im struggling to walk the stairs at the minute

please whatever you can afford no matter how small

[thered]

big thanks too dreamer and nara for your donations im waxing the day before dreamer so i can cut through the air with less resistance like a speeding bullet

im still a way off though people so keep up the good work and please donate

[Dreamer]

big thanks too dreamer and nara for your donations. I'm waxing the day before dreamer so i can cut through the air with less resistance like a speeding bullet

Ah you're a good lad Red. I knew you would see sense in the end and opt for the complete waxing and don't forget the lycra shorts and nipple plasters

Good luck!!

[westhamdaz]

I done the GNR 4 years ago. Its a great day and good experience and managed to raise over a grand for the Bobby Moore Fund.

I used to live in South Shields for a couple of years so knew the roads well. So a few words of advice....

Firstly, dont get carried away and go off too fast, you really will pay for it later in the run.

Secondly, at around 7 miles you chuck a right on the roundabout and start to run up the john reid road for approx. 4 miles or so. This section is a steady incline and really takes it toll (well it did for me)

once you have completed this section its a sharp downhill run til you turn left onto the sea front, from here its about a mile to the finish along the coast road. as you hit the finish line the bamburgh pub is on the left where you can go for a well deserved pint!

good luck