Sweet Jeebers... I've gone green!

[Canker_Canison]

Think I'm having an identity crisis. Only earlier today I was happily going through life in a blue funk. Now the tree-hugging hippies have turned me green & aged me horribly.....

I'm a ~~~~ing veteran! Which war did I fight in? Didn't realise paintballing counted as warfare under EU law.


But I would like to thank the Nobel Academy for turning down my application based on work to cross breed fleas & training them as attack troops in Afghanistan.

Without the help & support of so many here I would mearly be a speck in the DK world.

Just remember...I still have a jar with 6 divisions of crack special forces fleas. Each with advanced counter terrorist & explosives training, backed up with 2 years of medical college. Created from a special program to develop the meanest little biters you'll ever meet. Every one of them is 1/4 cat flea, 1/4 rat flea & 1/2 human flea.
We are currently in secret discussions with Port & Down on biological weaponary. We hope to have the black plague re-introduced to the war torn regions of Iraq & Afghanistan by christmas.



Woohoooo!!! I'm a DK-Veteran.

[cactikid]

a bad curry was it,wonder what colour you get for been bannedenjoy the fun

[thered]

Think I'm having an identity crisis. Only earlier today I was happily going through life in a blue funk. Now the tree-hugging hippies have turned me green & aged me horribly.....

I'm a ~~~~ing veteran! Which war did I fight in? Didn't realise paintballing counted as warfare under EU law.


But I would like to thank the Nobel Academy for turning down my application based on work to cross breed fleas & training them as attack troops in Afghanistan.

Without the help & support of so many here I would mearly be a speck in the DK world.

Just remember...I still have a jar with 6 divisions of crack special forces fleas. Each with advanced counter terrorist & explosives training, backed up with 2 years of medical college. Created from a special program to develop the meanest little biters you'll ever meet. Every one of them is 1/4 cat flea, 1/4 rat flea & 1/2 human flea.
We are currently in secret discussions with Port & Down on biological weaponary. We hope to have the black plague re-introduced to the war torn regions of Iraq & Afghanistan by christmas.



Woohoooo!!! I'm a DK-Veteran.

well done no longer a freshman


please donate now

http://www.justgiving.com/thered

[Meat-Head]

Hopefully admin isn't reading this bit, just just slightly miffed changing colour from green to pink, in the respect, now got to re-print ALL the M-H-M letter heads, pens, books of matches, floor mats, steeringwheel covers, invoice pads, compliments slips, insult slips, even the staples and paper clips HAVE to be changed from green to pink.

But it dosn't matter as DK is almost a licence to print money.

decodeing radio's etc etc

LOVE DK LONG TIME

[maca]

Hopefully admin isn't reading this bit, just just slightly miffed changing colour from green to pink, in the respect, now got to re-print ALL the M-H-M letter heads, pens, books of matches, floor mats, steeringwheel covers, invoice pads, compliments slips, insult slips, even the staples and paper clips HAVE to be changed from green to pink.

But it dosn't matter as DK is almost a licence to print money.

decodeing radio's etc etc

LOVE DK LONG TIME

why your nothing more than a dk prozzie

[Meat-Head]

why your nothing more than a dk prozzie

*CONFUSED*

Please explain, whilst looking at franky vorn, thanks

[Dreamer]

Hopefully admin isn't reading this bit, just just slightly miffed changing colour from green to pink, in the respect, now got to re-print ALL the M-H-M letter heads, pens, books of matches, floor mats, steeringwheel covers, invoice pads, compliments slips, insult slips, even the staples and paper clips HAVE to be changed from green to pink.

But it dosn't matter as DK is almost a licence to print money.

decodeing radio's etc etc

LOVE DK LONG TIME

You're ok its just mods keeping an eye on you
congrats to you for going green Canker_Canison
and Meat-Head we know what you mean about the whole adjustment from one colour to another. It is a bit of a pain getting all the monogramed towels and handkerchiefs changed from one colour to another

[Meat-Head]

You're ok its just mods keeping an eye on you
congrats to you for going green Canker_Canison
and Meat-Head we know what you mean about the whole adjustment from one colour to another. It is a bit of a pain getting all the monogramed towels and handkerchiefs changed from one colour to another

Well somebody has to moderate my posts, and ban me where NOT approtate

forgot to order the pink bath towels, pink bbq on back order and fondo set should arrive Monday

[Dreamer]

Well somebody has to moderate my posts, and ban me where NOT approtate

yes the mods had a poll to see who had to mod you... I think I drew the short straw

I'm only kidding m8. we enjoy your wit and humour

[Meat-Head]

yes the mods had a poll to see who had to mod you... I think I drew the short straw

I'm only kidding m8. we enjoy your wit and humour

Thanks, perhaps you could mod my spelling a bit better

off to bed, only cos back is hurting.

night here moderate this if you want

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzMbz0KLTE]YouTube - Family Guy - The Walton's Family (Goodnight Jon-Boy)[/ame]

[Canker_Canison]

Meaty, I'll take some of those insult slips. I hope their nothing less than the best.

I'll have to watch myself...pink doesn't really go with long hair unless you're female. Last time I checked there were big hairy things swinging around down there.

And they ain't no monkeys.

[caveman_nige]

well done dude... keep up the good work..