Funny sayings

[Bulld0g]

What's the funniest thing you've heard said ? Theres loads of sayings that have me I remember years ago when Alan Kennedy was playing for Liverpool and nearing the end of his Anfield career, he wasn't having a good game, to put it mildly. He got the ball on the wing and let it slip under his foot and someone shouted "you useless coont they shot the wrong ~~~~in Kennedy"

Then theres the other ones like.looks like, it looks like a camels yawn, clowns pocket, fish friars sleeve,f etc So what are some of the funniest things you've heard ?

[Meat-Head]

Phrases used daily at M-H-M

Not my ~~~~er
We have your money now ~~~~ off
We are not paying for it
Pay up or ~~~~ off

[patkins]

Had a guy tell me once that he had an in toe grown nail and another guy who said he was a Tarecaker in a flats complex.

[andy262]

I get my grins from here!!

Profanisaurus Index

Viz profanisaurus gives me many a laugh!!

[racin-snake]

arse like a welly top
a wizards sleve
hanging bacon ..all of the above made me chuckle once or twice
clusterf*ck is funny too

[mtv1]

my mum used to say , if ya don't shut your mouth and eat your dinner i'll flake ya one

[firestorm]

i was working in a factory in wigan,
There was a lad who just started from liverpool the boss told him "to go for jack bit"
jack bit is slang for food he spent 10 mins asking every one had they seen jack bit

[mtv1]

a good un m8 but me da used to tell us after a slap you'll thank me for that one day , still waiting

[stuckylad]

used to get told by my old man"keep your mouth shut and no one will know yer stupit" and the wife said once,"it's raining outside" ffs the things i have to put up with

[larryoke]

Billy Connelly aka 'The Big Yin' had a part in 1 of his concerts about what your ma used to say, ie; You'll be smiling from the other side of your face? classic.

[thered]

What's the funniest thing you've heard said ? Theres loads of sayings that have me I remember years ago when Alan Kennedy was playing for Liverpool and nearing the end of his Anfield career, he wasn't having a good game, to put it mildly. He got the ball on the wing and let it slip under his foot and someone shouted "you useless coont they shot the wrong ~~~~in Kennedy"

Then theres the other ones like.looks like, it looks like a camels yawn, clowns pocket, fish friars sleeve,f etc So what are some of the funniest things you've heard ?

in the football world gotta be this


Journalist: "So Shola, do you have a nickname at the club?"

Ameobi: "Not really no."

"What do the lads call you?"

"Shola."

"What does Bobby Robson call you?"

"Carl Cort."

bobby robson pure genius

[Bulld0g]

I was with a mate in Asda and he bumped into an old friend he hadn't seen for years, the lad had the asda uniform on and was stocking a shelf and me mate asks him what he was doing these days and if he was working anywhere