This is for those who think English is easy!!!

[hoggy952]

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

[Itsme]

Engish IS easy - not.

This was a puntuation lesson done by my wife when she was at school. Was asked to make sense of this by adding punctuation.

John where Peter had had had had had had had had had had had had had the teachers approval

John, where Peter had had, "had had", had had "had had had". "Had had" had had the teacher's approval.

[cbeerman]

I want to live with live dinosuars.

Will you remember me in your will?

He and his peer wanted to peer in to the future.

[stevj]

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

Steve

[ricampr]

English is easier that Portuguese ...
I'm Portuguese

[ajondyh]

And there is all the "Where, were, wear, we're", which must be confusing to non English speaking people. Even a lot of English speakers write them wrongly as well as "Their, there and they're"

[Snh]

Try polish:
Leży jeży koło wieży i nie wierzy że na wieży leży Jerzy jego brat

[rrob311]

that is awesome

[ajondyh]

That brings another English one to mind... Polish (Nationality) and polish (To clean)

[Larue]

Hmmm....can anybody explain for Me,please, this thing about words - lade, mate, chap etc. Which word is used for what? I'm always getting lost in this.

[georgegt]

Super
in many languages it's happend this things

[andy4]

English is easier that Portuguese ...
I'm Portuguese

you wanna try talking wiganese even i don't no what i'm saying

[ajondyh]

Whatever happened to the European language? I think it was called Esperanto or similar. Does anyone ever use it? And where would it be used?

[D3nnis_]

Quite strange isn't, if you see this .

[Meat-Head]

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

What is a 'painted bass'? if that makes sense what i'm asking

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

Yeah and the shop 'Selfridges' DO NOT SELL FRIDGES