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  • Kennyken
    Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 78

    #1

    After shave advice gents?

    Basically i have a bottle of paco rabbanne "1 million" and would like to know the best way of using it?

    Its an er der toilete so its a spray bottle....

    Do i spray it on my skin then rub it in or spray and leave it?

    Wheres the best place to spray it?

    Under my clothes or on top ?

    Any advice chaps?
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Originally posted by Kennyken
    Basically i have a bottle of paco rabbanne "1 million" and would like to know the best way of using it?

    Its an er der toilete so its a spray bottle....

    Do i spray it on my skin then rub it in or spray and leave it?

    Wheres the best place to spray it?

    Under my clothes or on top ?

    Any advice chaps?
    ~~~~ me m8 you must be bored to post that. It makes gmb45's posts look good

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    • donkeyboy
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2008
      • 410

      #3
      Stay away from your nuts

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      • gmb45
        Admin Assistant
        • Nov 2008
        • 7538

        #4
        Originally posted by Kennyken
        Basically i have a bottle of paco rabbanne "1 million" and would like to know the best way of using it?

        Its an er der toilete so its a spray bottle....

        Do i spray it on my skin then rub it in or spray and leave it?

        Wheres the best place to spray it?

        Under my clothes or on top ?

        Any advice chaps?
        dont forget to put some on your knob m8 the birds love it
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        • firestorm
          V.I.P. Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1550

          #5
          you can always water it down with a bit of tonic and drink it
          you get pissed and your shit will smell nice
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          • gmb45
            Admin Assistant
            • Nov 2008
            • 7538

            #6
            Originally posted by firestorm
            you can always water it down with a bit of tonic and drink it
            you get pissed and your shit will smell nice
            water it doon ~~~~ that drink it neat m8
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            • Kennyken
              Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 78

              #7
              Originally posted by Bulld0g
              ~~~~ me m8 you must be bored to post that. It makes gmb45's posts look good
              yeah i am...Bit like watchin the Europa League

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              • donkeyboy
                DK Veteran
                • Nov 2008
                • 410

                #8
                OUCH

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                • firestorm
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1550

                  #9
                  another good one is to pour it on the bog seat at work set it on fire and it burns invisible for quiet giving the next person quite a shock
                  If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine

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                  • manxspud
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 1768

                    #10
                    Originally posted by firestorm
                    another good one is to pour it on the bog seat at work set it on fire and it burns invisible for quiet giving the next person quite a shock
                    Be trying that tomorrow

                    @manx

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                    • patkins
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 3662

                      #11
                      Kennyken, which ever way you use it just remember that perfume attracts wasps.
                      So stink or sting.

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                      • Lainie
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 3062

                        #12
                        spray on your neck and rub in if you like. the million ladies is gorgeous.
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                        • masur123
                          DK Veteran
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 674

                          #13
                          Or become one of those men in the club toilets and spray random toilet users saying

                          "wash them fingers for the mingers" or "Wear Armani for the punani" and words to that affect

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