how to stop some one stealing your milk

[z786]

dont forget they mite even retaliate

[firestorm]

Viagra comes to mind just image a 12hr shift with a hard on in a factory with 300 blokes !!!!
it would be entertaining in the changing rooms

[monkeyb0yuk]

Viagra comes to mind just image a 12hr shift with a hard on in a factory with 300 blokes !!!!
it would be entertaining in the changing rooms

lmao...

If you bring your own 4pinter in and label it as yours - it will be gross misconduct if anyone is caught taking it without your permission..
And just keep topping it up with the company stuff.....

[Furax]

What about pressurising the container? Adding something like a large quantity of lemon juice then a few antiacid tablets then attach the lid and shake properly. Chances are when opened pretty much the entire condense should land on the thief, who will then be easily identifiable by their milk and lemon fresh ordure

other option is to try rig the bottle, so when lifted out the bottom falls off and the entire fridge is covered in milk, make sure the person stealing gets the blame

Or how about painting the inside of a container white then filling it with a lead weight, or just water.

I think my personal choice would be exploding paste though

http://www.cashloopholes.co.uk/how-to-make-cool-shit/6857-how-to-make-peter-logans-exploding-paste-braniac.html

[patkins]

You could put your animated avatar on the fridge door.
That should distract the scoundrels for a while.

[racin-snake]

wont that advertise the milk Pat ?

or enhance the effect of the spanish fly and viagra

guys i got with the movicol were a ~~~~in laugh
two went home but followed through going home and the other shat himself at finish time had to get a clean pair of overalls and take the trousers and his tweeds and chuck em
great day for me i was creased.....

[manxspud]

movicol is tasteless and odourless and is prescribed to elderly people for feacal impaction
this will blow the arse clean off a healthy person in a single dose Movicol - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
if you can get it try googling it
its in powdered form in a sachet and is sometimes given in warm milk or cocoa

remember to hide the bog roll for the night shift
and double time for covering there shift
as they will not be in the next night unless they have a ducks arsehole sewn in or wear a nappy

lmfao ... back in my younger days when i was at sea, we had this 1st mate who was a real 1st class w@nker. Long story short ... we used to give him a t.spoon of optrex mixed into every meal and drink he had ... takes a bit longer to work but also has a longer lasting effect, you could say the sh@t hit the fan on a regular basis .

Of course now i'm older i would not dream of doing this to somebody

@manx

[manxspud]

Well Movicol is winning at the moment
I understand what you are saying smoggy and no one minds some one borrowing a bit of milk now and again but i got really bad any thing you leave in the fridge is eaten or drank by the next night if you leave a tv dinner in the fridge it will have gone for the next night.I have worked shifts for 22 years and i never seen anything this bad

The above optrex can be injected into just about anything

to get that longer lasting effect. Sometimes taking that extra step in setting things up , can be really worth it.

@manx

[racin-snake]

yea seen that eye wash stuff air stewadeses use it to its full advantage
forgot about that old chestnut .....anyone fancy a cuppa

[Grizz]

[monkeyb0yuk]

lmao...
how about put a PIR mobile alarm in the fridge so when the door is opened by someone without the keyfob...it goes off..?

[maca]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQepFF-Sr0&feature=related]YouTube - Herman's Hermits - No milk today[/ame]

[gpix]

maybe you just need to buy a mini fridge and put it in your room

[barrowmanandrew]

you said they are stealing the milk for their tea...

when you finish your shift,
take their teabags home with you, and smash their cups....

problem solved...

[Meat-Head]

not knowing your circumstanses, could you have your own kettle from home - buy wife one of them tupid glow in the dark things, then boil dry and ~~~~ the works on.

they will have to spend 8 quid min on replacement that's 8 quid 'back' of milk!