just when you think you have heard it all

[Lainie]

anyone that knows me well knows what my job is. its extremely difficult at times as you feel like throttling some people. thankfully im on the phones and not face to face. this is what happened last week when i was taking a new claim for ***. i have lots of questions to ask and this is one of them -

"can you please tell me your main medical conditon"


what do you think her answer was??????????????

[manxspud]

errrrrrrrrrr i have lazyc*ntarightus in both thumbs

@manx

ps ... nice to see you back.

[Meat-Head]

ingrowing toenail

[Lainie]

nope and nope

[Meat-Head]

recovering after DIY Lobotomy

[manxspud]

i slipped over a lurking Bulld0g rofpml

[Lainie]

nah and nah

[Bulld0g]

I can't speak English very well ?

[manxspud]

I can't speak English very well ?

ye we know

@manx

[Bulld0g]

~~~~ off coont i put a "?" after the question

[manxspud]

Last go ;

loose teeth

consumption

Fat

stupid

got a bone in my leg

large arsed

1 ear lower than the other

had a cold 20yrs ago

all of the above

ps .. used to live in liverpool

@manx

[manxspud]

~~~~ off coont i put a "?" after the question

i , but i'm manx , so means f**k all to me

@manx

[Lainie]

oh manky you are very close with one of your answers

[Bulld0g]

Toothache ?

[manxspud]

Got to be the " used to live in Liverpool" then

Is that bd's chunky finger over the ban button

@manx