All 999 calls have been logged on twitter today
these are a few of my favourates from today
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call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton
call 1436 tent erected on church grounds in Rochdale
call 1407 information request about Twitter day
call 1417 Advice requested about the age of babysitters, Stockport
call 1411 Complaint against police from an incident 2 years ago
call 1356 report of threats and abuse on Facebook in Salford
update re call 1165 human excrement smeared over police car handles
call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden
Call 898 report of man asleep in toilets in theatre when asked he left
Call 814 Call from a man who hadn't recieved his benefits
Call 412 report of woman ringing police asking for help to sue benefits agency as she has no money
Call 384 report of man holding baby over bridge - police immediately attended and it was man carrying dog that doesn't like bridges
Call 332 report of someone smoking on incoming flight to Manchester Airport
Call 259 woman asking for police help because she has nowhere to stay
Call 18 Car stopped for speeding at 156mph. Turned out to be a fellow officer. Move along, nothing to see here
Call 15 Man still irate his daffodils were murdered. Described suspect as "posh specky briefcase ****er git"
Call 035 - Sat nav stolen from one of our cruisers. Suspect walked into station ten minutes later thinking it was his house.
Call 61 Student overdose on pot noodle & cheap red wine
Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman
Call 9 Prank call from City of Manchester stadium. Reported missing trophies. Not to be taken seriously
Call 44 Report of famous painting stolen from Lowry and replaced with a child's drawing of stick-men
Call 42 Reported sighting of Josef Fritzl in Bolton B&Q
Call 38 hooligan grannies causing traffic disruption throwing knitting yarn across road in Salford.
these are a few of my favourates from today
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call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton
call 1436 tent erected on church grounds in Rochdale
call 1407 information request about Twitter day
call 1417 Advice requested about the age of babysitters, Stockport
call 1411 Complaint against police from an incident 2 years ago
call 1356 report of threats and abuse on Facebook in Salford
update re call 1165 human excrement smeared over police car handles
call 1333 reports of dustbins being moved in Droylsden
Call 898 report of man asleep in toilets in theatre when asked he left
Call 814 Call from a man who hadn't recieved his benefits
Call 412 report of woman ringing police asking for help to sue benefits agency as she has no money
Call 384 report of man holding baby over bridge - police immediately attended and it was man carrying dog that doesn't like bridges
Call 332 report of someone smoking on incoming flight to Manchester Airport
Call 259 woman asking for police help because she has nowhere to stay
Call 18 Car stopped for speeding at 156mph. Turned out to be a fellow officer. Move along, nothing to see here
Call 15 Man still irate his daffodils were murdered. Described suspect as "posh specky briefcase ****er git"
Call 035 - Sat nav stolen from one of our cruisers. Suspect walked into station ten minutes later thinking it was his house.
Call 61 Student overdose on pot noodle & cheap red wine
Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman
Call 9 Prank call from City of Manchester stadium. Reported missing trophies. Not to be taken seriously
Call 44 Report of famous painting stolen from Lowry and replaced with a child's drawing of stick-men
Call 42 Reported sighting of Josef Fritzl in Bolton B&Q
Call 38 hooligan grannies causing traffic disruption throwing knitting yarn across road in Salford.
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