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  • Cronus
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 692

    #1

    Would you buy any of these?

    Sac-Free underwear...




    Sac-Free underwear is the first underwear to let your balls hang in the breeze as God intended


    Underwear with a banana sling and a hole to let your balls swing in the breeze and to increase the chance that you?ll accidentally crush one when you sit down in a chair.
    ?The world-wide first testicle-free men?s underwear ? a fantastic, comfortable, free feeling and a new sexy look. ? And so it works: sacfree? protects and supports the penis in a bag-like pouch. Till here sacfree? feels like a classic slip. For the testicle sacfree? offers pure space. Through an opening the sac can hangs out completely free. ? With its open kind sacfree? makes for a fresh breeze. A comfortable and manly healthy characteristic? [A]bove all, people who works vocationally much in sitting will appreciate the new sacfree? freedom.?

    So back in our bedroom after dinner, I removed my shirt. ?Oooooooh,? she cooed. I unfastened my belt. ?Mmmmmmm,? she purred. I dropped my drawers.

    ?Your ? your balls ??? she gawked at my crotchless boxers with a combination of bafflement and horror.

    ?Yes,? I nodded confidently. ?My balls.?


    There is a website as well but it doesn't seem to working at the moment.
    sacfree? | underwear









  • caveman_nige
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 4920

    #2
    hmmm not for me.. can't see the point in half a job.. maybe Gmb will invest in a pair so he can fiddle with his nuts freely with one hand while cuddling his can of stella with the other

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    • Lainie
      V.I.P. Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 3062

      #3
      omg omg omg thats absolutely hilarious
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      • Itsme
        Top Poster
        • Dec 2009
        • 187

        #4
        "bafflement and horror"

        I take it "her indoors" hasn't seen them for a while then.

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        • Canker_Canison
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          • May 2010
          • 3905

          #5
          Might get some for my dog, he's always trying to teabag people
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          • Lainie
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 3062

            #6
            Originally posted by Canker_Canison
            Might get some for my dog, he's always trying to teabag people
            jim davidson mentioned teabagging at the panto last night and i early wet mesell laughing. not many got what he meant though!!

            hilarious
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            • the man
              DK Veteran
              • Jun 2010
              • 1660

              #7
              nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
              Last edited by the man; 31 December, 2010, 00:54.

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              • jcgrumbles
                DK Veteran
                • Nov 2010
                • 944

                #8
                whats the point of a pair of underpants that dont support your balls? And your willie would work its way down there after a while anyway because thats its job.Why not just make the hole an inch or two further back then you could just take a cr** without taking them off,and try crossing your legs with these on and you`ll end up in casualty,no not for me ,i`ll stick with mrs grumbles french jobbies ..ha

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                • shellbob
                  Top Poster +
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 239

                  #9
                  Be uncomfortable with tight jeans

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                  • super jumbe
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                    • Dec 2008
                    • 11610

                    #10
                    I thou I thou I saw knickers I did I did.

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                    • topsi
                      Junior Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 31

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cronus
                      Sac-Free underwear...




                      Sac-Free underwear is the first underwear to let your balls hang in the breeze as God intended


                      Underwear with a banana sling and a hole to let your balls swing in the breeze and to increase the chance that you?ll accidentally crush one when you sit down in a chair.
                      ?The world-wide first testicle-free men?s underwear ? a fantastic, comfortable, free feeling and a new sexy look. ? And so it works: sacfree? protects and supports the penis in a bag-like pouch. Till here sacfree? feels like a classic slip. For the testicle sacfree? offers pure space. Through an opening the sac can hangs out completely free. ? With its open kind sacfree? makes for a fresh breeze. A comfortable and manly healthy characteristic? [A]bove all, people who works vocationally much in sitting will appreciate the new sacfree? freedom.?

                      So back in our bedroom after dinner, I removed my shirt. ?Oooooooh,? she cooed. I unfastened my belt. ?Mmmmmmm,? she purred. I dropped my drawers.

                      ?Your ? your balls ??? she gawked at my crotchless boxers with a combination of bafflement and horror.

                      ?Yes,? I nodded confidently. ?My balls.?


                      There is a website as well but it doesn't seem to working at the moment.
                      sacfree? | underwear









                      I heard of a balls up, now this must be a balls down.

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                      • barrowmanandrew
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 3427

                        #12
                        might buy them for the missus...

                        would give her gammon steaks an airing...

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                        • RSwire
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1247

                          #13
                          Don't think I'll get these, I like to know where "the twins" are, don't need em bouncing around all willy-nilly.
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                          • jcgrumbles
                            DK Veteran
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 944

                            #14
                            Originally posted by barrowmanandrew
                            might buy them for the missus...

                            would give her gammon steaks an airing...
                            ha, flaps down for landing....

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                            • chroma
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1976

                              #15
                              ive got a bawbag like a trials bike mud flap, almost have to tuck em into my sock at the best of times, these looks dangerous to me.
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