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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    Tattooine on Earth??????????

    Earth 'to get second sun' as supernova turns night into day

    The Earth could soon have a second sun, at least for a week or two.

    The cosmic phenomenon will happen when one of the brightest stars in the night sky explodes into a supernova.

    And, according to a report yesterday, the most stunning light show in the planet?s history could happen as soon as this year.

    Earth will undoubtedly have a front row seat when the dying red supergiant star Betelgeuse finally blows itself into oblivion.

    The explosion will be so bright that even though the star in the Orion constellation is 640 light-years away, it will still turn night into day and appear like there are two suns in the sky for a few weeks.

    The only real debate is over exactly when it will happen.

    In stellar terms, Betelgeuse is predicted to crash and burn in the very near future. But that doesn?t necessarily mean you have to rush out and buy sunglasses.

    Brad Carter, Senior Lecturer of Physics at the University of Southern Queensland in Australia, claimed yesterday that the galactic blast could happen before 2012 ? or any time over the next million years.

    ?This old star is running out of fuel in its centre,? Dr Carter told te Austalian website news.com.au.

    ?This fuel keeps Betelgeuse shining and supported. When this fuel runs out the star will literally collapse in upon itself and it will do so very quickly.

    ?This is the final hurrah for the star. It goes bang, it explodes, it lights up - we?ll have incredible brightness for a brief period of time for a couple of weeks and then over the coming months it begins to fade and then eventually it will be very hard to see at all,? he added.

    The Internet is abuzz with doomsday theories linking the supernova to the Mayan calendar?s prediction of an Armageddon in 2012, fuelled by the association of the word ?Betelgeuse? with the devil.

    But experts claimed that even if the big bang is looming, it will still happen way too far from Earth to do us any harm.

    ?When a star goes bang, the first we will observe of it is a rain of tiny particles called nuetrinos,? said Dr Carter.

    ?They will flood through the Earth and bizarrely enough, even though the supernova we see visually will light up the night sky, 99% of the energy in the supernova is released in these particles that will come through our bodies and through the Earth with absolutely no harm whatsoever.?

    When it happens, the Betelgeuse supernova will almost certainly be the most dramatic ever seen.

    It is the ninth brightest star in the night sky and the second brightest in the constellation of Orion, outshining its neighbour Rigel ? or Beta Orionis ? only very rarely.

    It?s distinct orange-red colour makes it easy to spot in the night sky.

    If it was at the centre of our solar system, its surface would extend past the asteroid belt, wholly engulfing Mercury, Venus, Mars and the Earth
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    Mods, if this topic travels into 2012 doomsday realms, then please move it to the relevant forum. THANKS!
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • flyingpig
      DK Veteran
      • Aug 2009
      • 930

      #3
      Sounds good all that, and I would love to see it, but I do believe that all the scientists with this type of stuff are pi$$ing in the wind.

      How can they possibly know any of this and it is all conjecture (bollox). They once said nothing can live on the floor of the ocean. Then they find it.

      The only thing holding the universe together is this thing called dark matter, then they find this to be untrue and it is something else al together as well called anti matter.

      How do they know it won't just simply go out like a damp squib.

      If it did happen as portrayed in the text above, it would be spectacular to see, and we would love it for the first few days, and then start blaming Gordon Brown (he gets the blame for everything else) and asking what the Prime Minister is going to do about it.

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      • chroma
        V.I.P. Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 1976

        #4
        Looks like Zaps right ****ed then, hes gonna be homeless.
        He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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        • flyingpig
          DK Veteran
          • Aug 2009
          • 930

          #5
          Thinking about this further, if he is saying we are possibly going to see the light in the form of 2 suns, either it happened 640 million years ago, because if it happened now, we would not see the resulting light for a further 640 million years.

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          • tigro
            Newbie
            • Jan 2009
            • 4

            #6
            Originally posted by flyingpig
            Thinking about this further, if he is saying we are possibly going to see the light in the form of 2 suns, either it happened 640 million years ago, because if it happened now, we would not see the resulting light for a further 640 million years.
            640 years

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            • chroma
              V.I.P. Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 1976

              #7
              Its stupidly big.











              like i said, stupidly absurdly big!
              He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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              • zaphodbb
                DK Daddy PT
                • Jan 2009
                • 1083

                #8
                Originally posted by chroma
                Looks like Zaps right ****ed then, hes gonna be homeless.
                yeh chroma no more goin home to betelgeuse for me, stuck on this skip of a planet waiting for the vogons
                Last edited by zaphodbb; 27 January, 2011, 09:39.

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                • chroma
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1976

                  #9
                  Originally posted by zaphodbb
                  yeh chroma no more goin home to betelgeuse for me, stuck on this skip of a planet waiting for the vogons
                  Atleast you've got their poetry to look forward to
                  He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                  • Stuart 0366
                    Top Poster +
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 206

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chroma
                    Atleast you've got their poetry to look forward to
                    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
                    Virgin Tivo 500Gb

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                    • chroma
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1976

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Stuart 0366
                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
                      couple of pan galactic gargle blasters and it sounds alright to be fair.

                      I always felt sorry for the probability drive whale in those books
                      He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                      • zaphodbb
                        DK Daddy PT
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 1083

                        #12
                        Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
                        Thy micturations are to me
                        As plurdled gabbleblotchits
                        On a lurgid bee
                        That mordiously hath bitled out
                        Its earted jurtles
                        Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
                        Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
                        Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
                        And living glupules frart and slipulate
                        Like jowling meated liverslime
                        Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
                        And hooptiously drangle me
                        With crinkly bindlewurdles,
                        Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
                        See if I don't.

                        grunthos the flatulent poet master

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