Would anyone like ?5,800,000.00 for nothing

[Meat-Head]

awesome, i suggest

1) although it's 'fake' can you edit your email address, two reasons, against DK rules, but more important incase the scammer googles it, suggest

my paypal is s c a m m ing ba st ar ds A yahoo.cum

2) be ready to say your nurse is doing the typing

[Grizz]

end of business and no reply, was the necrotic c0ck too much?

[Meat-Head]

end of business and no reply, was the necrotic c0ck too much?

can just see it now

"Dears sirs or madams, thanking you four the inbox, could you confirmed
if you woody is frostbitten or charchoaled

yours

A Scammer"

[Grizz]

Wednesday April 06th
draw no. 1595

Dear Winner.
Your e-mail has won you ***1032;500,000.00GBP from the SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY on our 2011 charity bonanza. The draw no. 1595 brought out your e-mail address from a Data Base of Internet Email Users and qualified you a bonafied winner of the stated winning amount.
For claims, contact Mr.Desmond River. Via Email: [email protected] Phone number: +601 1761 17087
with the following details:

1.Your Full Names:..
2. Address:...
3. Country/State:....
4. Mobile No:.....
5. Sex:....
6. Age:...
7. Occupation:....
8. Email:....
For confirmation of your winning numbers, please ensure you check your winning details on our site given below: BBC - National Lottery




dear Mr River
I was delightegigted to recieve your emails. Can you please send on my lottery win to my paypal account uph3ckingobsahite(at)yahoo.com
the answer to your questions
1.Your Full Names:.. Mr. Uph3cking Obsahite
2. Address:.. No. 16, Latrine Lane, Ahascragh, Co Galway, Ireland

3. Country/State:.. Ireland, (West of)
4. Mobile No:..... Dont have a mobile, no reception in Ahascragh
5. Sex:.... Once in Ballybunion and once at Lisdoonvarna
6. Age:... age 66
7. Occupation:.... Retired washing machine repairman
8. Email:... u pheckin gobshite at yapoo.com

yours sincerely
Uph3cking

[Grizz]

Yippeee!!!! i won drinks are on me

CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE BEEN CLEARED FOR PAYMENT
HOME OFFICE:
7-I6 JALAN WASASAN ROAD,
KUALA LUMPUR,
MALAYSIA.


ATTN: Mr. Uph3cking Obsah1te,

The Board of Directors, Staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY, wishes to congratulate you as one of our Star Prize Winner in this month of SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY held in Malaysia. The selection process was carried out through a Random Selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over three million email addresses from the World Wide Web drawn from different continents of the world. In your Continent, your email address was luckily selected. This makes you a proud winner of the sum of ?500,000.00GBP. The Cheque comes with other consolation prize such as T-Shirt, Face Cap, a brand new iPhone 4 and Apple MacBook Pro {courtesy Apple}.

In reference to the above, we would recommend our affiliate courier (W0RLDP0INT C0URIER DEL1VERY S3RVIC3S) which is the only trusted courier presently capable of handling such a vital package as yours, as they have been under a contract with us for quite a long time now to deliver cheques of huge sums from our sponsors to us and our winners. On that note we would require you to contact the courier and arrange them to pick up your Winning Items (Cheque, T-Shirt, Face Cap, a brand new iPhone 4 and Apple MacBook Pro courtesy Apple) from our office to be delivered to you, be aware that UNN National office will only dispatch your cheque and other items to the courier company and won't be responsible for any delivery charges incurred. After pick up, they would send you the delivery arrangement of your winning package which you will use to know when your Items would be arriving your location. You can reach the courier through the details below:

CONTACT THE W0RLDP0INT C0URIER DEL1VERY S3RVIC3S BELOW:
Please contact Mr. C0l3 Bryan of W0RLDP0INT C0URIER DEL1VERY S3RVIC3S with this email address:
W0RLDP0INT C0URIER DEL1VERY S3RVIC3S?
Delivery Officer: Mr. Cole Bryan.
Email:


The SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winnings and also sharing their serial numbers. As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. UNN Promotion committee has reached a decision from the headquarters here in Malaysia, that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the disqualification of the winners lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize.

We advice that you give the courier company your Full Name, Address, Phone Number and also your Serial No: 77s-6oo8i25 to present to us before we can release your package to them.

Do not hesitate to contact us for more information, kindly contact us the moment you receive your cheque.

Thanks for being part of our lottery.


Warm Regards,
Mr. D3sm0nd R1v3r.
FIDUCIARY AGENT
Tel:+6oi628e4563


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dear mr r1v3rs



you dont know how happy this makes me thank you very much. i will keep it a secret from everyone including my 233,424 friends haha, woohoo, i cant believe i won, im so lucky. i won E875,000 in the Irish Lottery 2 years ago and again i have been lucky, but i wish i could find a wife, money cant buy you love. i would give it all away for a good woman or two.


i will immediately contact Mr C0l3 dryan of w0rldp01nt cour1er services to collect my prize


thank you again you are a great great man.


your good friend
Upheck1n

[Grizz]

w0rldp0intdel1very(at)gmail.com

Prize of south east asia national lottery

Dear Mr Cole Bryant



i have been asked to contact you by a very kind man (Mister Rivers) about collecting my prize of ?500,000 from the south asia national lottery, also a T-Shirt, Face Cap, a brand new iPhone 4 and Apple MacBook Pro.


My name is U~~~~ing Obshite and my address isNo. 16, Latrine Lane, Ahascragh, Co Galway, Ireland(West).


Can you send that on fairly lively because Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival is on in a few weeks and im goin down to try and find a wife, a few pounds would be handy.


Thank you in advance for your help



Uph3cking (Mr)

[Grizz]

i am delightigedig that you have my package, i dont understand what to do next. im not very used to computers and the ways of the world. can i go to your business and collect my package? how do i go about that? sorry for being a bit stupid but the internetz confused me. im only used to turf and country boreens


your friend
Uphecking (Mr)

From: WRLDPONT CORIER DELVERY <[email protected]>
To: U~~~~in Gobshite <u~~~~ingobshiteatyahoo.com>
Sent: Thu, 14 April, 2011 12:38:24
Subject: WORLOINT COURER DELVERY SCHEDULE FORM/DELIVERY OPTION (SERIAL NO: 772-6008125 )



WRLDPONT CURIER DELVERY SERVICES?
Customer/Delivery Services Department.
xxx, Jalan B@ndar Baru Subang,
Malaysia.
(REG NO:770301)
Order Number :EKX00748087


Dear Valued Customer,
Welcome to WORLDPOINT COURIER DELIVERY SERVICES. We are a private delivery company that ensures safe,sound and secured delivery of your parcels, making sure you get them at when expected.Please fill the shipment Schedule Form and choose from the Delivery Options below as well, for a safe and perfect delivery of your package.


We are in possession of a certified parcel consisting of a sealed world bank cheque of ?500,000.00 great british pounds including a T-Shirt, Face Cap, a brand new iPhone 4 and Apple MacBook Pro {courtesy Apple} and some original documents regarding the promotion, {Serial No: 772-6008125} which is to be delivered to you, as instructed by our affiliate (SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY) You are to fill the delivery schedule form below.

As soon as you submit this form we will pick your package up from your requested location for delivery, which will commence as soon as you make the payment for delivery charges to help us settle your VAT, Insurance and other charges involved . Please kindly fill in the information below accurately to help us deliver your package as these will be used to contact you when your package arrives your country.

PLEASE FILL THE DELIVERY SCHEDULE FORM BELOW
Contact Name:

Residential Address:


City:


State/Province:


Postal Code:


Country:


Telephone:


Number of Packages:

1 PKT
Delivery Time(time of recipient's availability):


Brief Description of Individual:


Delivery Option:

{Choose From Below}




(Over Night Serivce)
Mailing
?310.00
00..00
Insurance
?240.00
00..00
Vat
?110.00
00..00
TOTAL
?660.00
00..00


(2 working days)
Mailing
?210 .00
00..00
Insurance
?230 .00
00..00
Vat
?110 .00
00..00
TOTAL
?550.00
00..00


(3 working days)
Mailing
?110 .00
00..00
Insurance
?260 .00
00..00
Vat
?100.00
00..00
TOTAL
?470.00
00..00


DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF MONEY COMING IN A CHEQUE TO YOU IT CANNOT BE SENT TO YOUR LOCAL DELIVERY AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO USE A DIPLOMATIC SERVICE DELIVERY FOR THE OPTION YOU HAVE CHOSEN AND THE DIPLOMAT WILL DELIVER YOUR PARCEL TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

Acknowledgement to this email, I would forward to you the payment information and details on how you are going to make the payment for delivery charges.

This company declined reverse payment for these charges, stating that it is against their professional policy towards ensuring the safe delivery of the cheque to you. That if a reverse payment is made, and something goes wrong, that we/you cannot sue the courier company or insurance company to recover the full value of the fund as stipulated in the cheque since payment for insurance cover was not made at point of mailing.With the above reason, reverse payment is ruled out.

Note: that your prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy, which makes it impossible to deduct any amount from the money before it has been remitted to you. This means that the above charges cannot be deducted from the prize and hence must be provided by you before your package is delivered to you.

This is in accordance with section 13(1)(n) of the national gambling act as adopted in 1993 and amended on 3RD July 1996 by the constitutional assembly.This is to protect winners and to avoid misappropriation of funds.

Send your response to indicate your option within the next 24hrs, because you only have 9 days to claim this cheque and after this period, your cash prize will be deemed to have been forfeited by you and will be reused in the drawings of the next edition of the SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Once again,congratulations.

YOURS SINCERELY,
Mr. Coal pryan.
(DELIVERY OFFICER)

[Meat-Head]

Yes think as an fellow 'eco warrior' should INSIST they paypal the money across, due to the fact that a cheque is using paper which is a naturaal rescourse, and the cost of fuel for that poor driver, and the damage to the enviroment he will cause, but paypal will save the planet, then you of course would as a DK Vetren, be welcome to donate at least $100,000 of that money to DK - the worlds BEST website

[Grizz]

this chancer emailed the missus. i put U~~~~in's email into 2 moogoo(sp) g*u*e*sTb00ks last night and i already have 2 more offers of 20million dollars in total for the DK warchest

but my main aim is to get at least one pic of sc@mmer holding a 24 spanner with sign saying "Bad Garage member no 2"

[Bulld0g]

If you wanna see some of these scammers being scammed have a look at this iste
Welcome to the 419 Eater

[Bulld0g]

This is one of my faves from that forum Welcome to the 419 Eater

[Grizz]

that is ~~~~in priceless, im still laughing

[Meat-Head]

this chancer emailed the missus. i put U~~~~in's email into 2 moogoo(sp) g*u*e*sTb00ks last night and i already have 2 more offers of 20million dollars in total for the DK warchest

but my main aim is to get at least one pic of sc@mmer holding a 24 spanner with sign saying "Bad Garage member no 2"

Cool, 20 million, that means DK can have the automotive software back
then DF can employ a company to replace his trampleed roses daily

Oh badgargacgescheme think next number is 6 that's avalible

[Canker_Canison]

This is one of my faves from that forum Welcome to the 419 Eater

~~~~ me that took some reading. Looking forward to getting my first scammer... Could do with some nice carvings

[Grizz]

Canker, post a email address in the 419 guest book, you will find love and money in no time , i currently have enough money to fix the irish bank problem and enough lady love to last 10 lifetimes