Would anyone like ?5,800,000.00 for nothing

[Grizz]

5 emails of form letters later

dear mr bry@n
i was telling the postman about that i was expecting a delivery from you this morning and he told me that he never heard of your company and it was unlikely that i won a competion i didnt enter.
U~~~~1n


Dear Valued Customer,
In response to your email, you were told by the SOUTH-2AST @SIA UNITED N@TION N@TIONAL LOTTERY to keep you winning information confidential to avoid double claim of ownership.
REST IS FORM BLA BLAH BLAH
Mr. Col3 Brian.


dear mr cole
im not sure about this, the postman has never left me down in the past. he is a wise man and i know him for a long time, but i dont know you. you dont even call me by my name except Dear valued customer. can you not take the money out of the check?

regards
Mr Uph3ck1n G0bshite


Dear U~~~~in Gobshite,

I want you to furnish your mobile number to enable us give you a call.

Have a nice day.


Dear Coal

i dont have a mobile, there is no reception where i live so there is no point havin one. i only have broadband signal and i had to give the Vodafone company 420 euros to put up a special ariel for that. the postman has one ill ask him for his number when he calls tomorrow. you can call him or he might let me call you. hes a very kind man, he wont mind, i often give him a few Euros for himself for bring me messages from the local shop.

Kind regards
Upheckin







Dear Valued Customer,
It is very sad to know that you have been sharing your winning information to another party which is prohibited by the SOUTH-EAST ASIA UNITED NATION NATIONAL LOTTERY and it could cost you to lose your winning prize. We are legal and professional courier company and we serve our customers better, your package will be dispatch to your doorstep and not to a post man.
BLA BLAH BLAH
Mr. Col3 Bry@n.

Der Mr Pryan
i did not share secret number with anyone, but that is ok. but i must inform you Mr Fryan, that i think you are being fooled by Mr R1vers of the south east asia lottery. you should be carreful of him. i have been emailing a man from the country of ghana who i believe is trustworthy and he tells me that he has heard of Mr D3sm0nd Riv3rs and Mr R!vers is trying to make a fool of me. and i believe he is trying to make a fool of you too. why would he be getting you to deliver packages and not pay you for your work. be careful of him, please for your own sake. Trust Mr Pogmathoin from Ghana, he also said you were involved but i told him you had only being doing your job.

Kind regards
Mr U(f)eckin Gob shite

[Grizz]

well, i currently have about 20 scammers in various degrees of frustration. Reading about them on the scambaiting sites i can see how people get taken in. some people just dont have a suspicious bone in their bodies. i'd advise anyone to send off an email to the people on their contacts list that might'nt be too tech savvy, warning them never to respond to mails offer. i did last night for everyone ive set up mails for.
i also have a western union MTCN and name if anyone else wants to drive one of them to insanity

[Grizz]

You have to give your full postal address and your telephone number including the city code to enable the delivery man get in touch with you.
Contact the delivery company (Excess Baggage Company Plc.) on their direct E-mail:[email protected],mindyou the Company did not know that the contents is raw cash,it was marked a personal effect/wedding gift,also forward your international passport or drivers license to me now for good recognition.
Thanks,
R0st@m S@rd@r Ahm@d



Full ViewRe: re


From:U~~~~in Gobshite <[email protected]>

To:Rxstam Sxrdar Ahxad <[email protected]>


Passport.jpg (245KB) View Image



RAW CASH. do you know how much trouble ill get in if im caught with that? I had the revenure commissioner fine me E19,000 4 years ago because i has a quantity of cash i couldnt explain to them. i need this to be in a cheque please


Regards
Upheck1n



I received your passport but could not be preview,kindly make it so that it can be preview.
Concerning the Raw Cash,the World Bank will send you a letter that will cover the amount as its not your personal money,it is meant for Orphans,Widowers and Poor people around you,So do not worry about that when I get to office tomorrow I will forward the letter sent by World Bank to you covering this amount so that your Government will not charge you for money laundry.What was that money you cannot explain meant for then?also you have not re-forward your full postal address and full mobile number to me as it is very important and dont forget to re-scan your passport so I can view it.
Thanks,
Rostam Sardar Ahmad


From: Rostam Saxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoo.co.uk>
To: Upheckin [email protected]>
Sent: Sun, 17 April, 2011 13:39:00
Subject: Re: re

Dear Roztram
Its opening fine on window preview. what are you using to open it? i scanned again anyway. even giving the money to widows and orphans i dont want to have that kind of cash around the house. i definitely dont want to be done for money laundry. Plus a woman locally who won the Irish Lotto a few years ago was kidnapped by the Russian Mafia (the Mayo Branch) and had one of her fingers cut off until she signed the money over.
Why cant we open up a bank account at The Bank Of Ahascragh in my village, and name it "Widows and Orphans fund" or something like that, then we can name the local priest Fr.K. Fiddler(well respected as he is) as co-signer so we know that the money will be spent wisely on them, (Marathon bars and Lucozade and the likes of that)
Look, i'm still delighteged about this money and i know it will help the little children, but its all getting too much for me. i dont want to get hurt trying to do good in the community. Its happened before, i got a slap in the jaw from Gobnait O' Lunaghasa for suggesting to him he should paint his pebble dash and not be makin a show of the village for the Tidy Town competition.
anyway heres my details again, (for the third time i think)

The village of Ahascragh,
Co. Galway
Ireland(West).
Tel: 0xx 2xxx9

Yours Worryingly,
Mr Upheckin Gobshaite

PS Maybe you should write to Fr. Fiddler and let him take over. I dont think he has email but his address is

Fr. K Fiddler
Portlaoise
Co. Laoise
Ireland

[Meat-Head]

well, i currently have about 20 scammers in various degrees of frustration. Reading about them on the scambaiting sites i can see how people get taken in. some people just dont have a suspicious bone in their bodies

You have to give your full postal address and your telephone number including the city code to enable the delivery man get in touch with you.
Contact the delivery company (Excess Baggage Company Plc.) on their direct E-mail:[email protected],mindyou the Company

*CONFUSED*

Can you explain what is happening in simple Inglish please?

Could the guy not post the "Raw uncooked cash" bit at a time?
Even inside a sauce bottle ?

Ok, so he got caught with cash and fined, if he draws cash out the bank, does he not get a recepit?

[Meat-Head]

SPAM - OFF TOPIC:- BUMP SPAM.

Does anybody, or can anybody make a programme where you enter a spammers e-mail address and it sends them MILLIONS of their own emails back, just so much shite, had to unscribscribe from prono sites all over, like 200 PROPER spam emails in an hour at times, grr - send hours waiding through them

Thanks

Meat.

[Grizz]

*CONFUSED*

Can you explain what is happening in simple Inglish please?

Could the guy not post the "Raw uncooked cash" bit at a time?
Even inside a sauce bottle ?

Ok, so he got caught with cash and fined, if he draws cash out the bank, does he not get a recepit?

i honestly dont know what hes talking about. most of em i dont even read the mail just send back "tell me More" "how do i do that" " me love you longtime"
i think hes waiting for me to give him the western union number and say byebye but he'll have to mail me holding sign saying
"BAD GARAGE SCHEME No. 6"
before he gets secret password

[Grizz]

SPAM - OFF TOPIC:- BUMP SPAM.

Does anybody, or can anybody make a programme where you enter a spammers e-mail address and it sends them MILLIONS of their own emails back, just so much shite, had to unscribscribe from prono sites all over, like 200 PROPER spam emails in an hour at times, grr - send hours waiding through them

Thanks

Meat.

havent used it so cant vouch for it but it looks like what you are talking about

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[Meat-Head]

i think hes waiting for me to give him the western union number and say byebye but he'll have to mail me holding sign saying
"BAD GARAGE SCHEME No. 6"
before he gets secret password

Thanks for that spam back thing, modem is going divvy, no idea if it is working, apart from setting up a fake email to test
thanks, makes you feel better when you get 200 shite emails,

[Grizz]

From: blessing anus <[email protected]>
To: u~~~~ingobshiteatyahoo.com
Sent: Mon, 18 April, 2011 17:02:53
Subject: RE: very urgently,

Dear U~~~~in,

I receive your mail and well noted, however we are still waiting to receive the fee as soon as possible and be informing that delay is dangerous. so try anything you are doing take it faster to the western union and make the payment because that's what hold your Atm card here. so the duty stamp fee to release the pin code and start sending you?re Card to you must not wasting time to commence make sure you send the fee today being Monday so that we can make it done without further delay and make sure you send the money with our receivers name ANI3MENA J0HN,

Name: AN1EMENA J0HN.
Country: Benin Republic
Code: 229
Text Question: In God
Answer: We Trust
Amount: $155
Senders Name:

Thank you
Mrs. Blessing Anus

-----------------------------

Dear Blessing

ok i sent my neighbour Eric to the Western union with the money, i didnt tell him what it was for. when you are putting the name on the card, make sure they write Upheckin on it because there are a lot of Gobsahites in the villiage i live in and i dont want it going to the wrong Gobsahite. Most of the Gobsahites in the village are raging alcoholics and i dont want them to get their hands on the money or it will be p1ssed away out the back of Phil MacCrackens pub by next Saturday night
Anyway the number Eric got from the man in Western Union is xxxxxxxxx and my neighbours name is Eric xxxxxxxx

Let me know when the card is on the way please

Your friend
Upheckin

[blizard442]

SUCH A NIGERIAN SCAM

419 scam: "Emily Abery Keith" <[email protected]> Contact DHL with the Security Keeping Codexxx/5678/dhl)

[Meat-Head]

From: blessing anus <[email protected]>
To: u~~~~ingobshiteatyahoo.com
Sent: Mon, 18 April, 2011 17:02:53
Subject: RE: very urgently,

Dear U~~~~in,

I

Thank you
Mrs. Blessing Anus
----------------------------
Dear Blessing


Let me know when the card is on the way please

Your friend
Upheckin

*CONFUSED*

Can you explain for dim people please, and non-scammers, like this:-
"blessing anus <[email protected]>"

Is the person trying to empty my bank account - total fraudster - name and location

"u~~~~ingobshiteatyahoo.com"
Is my 'real' email that we use to bait scammers, u~~~~ingobshite is my 'real' name, the weston union card IS/IS NOT real, 'Eric' (family pet donkey) really did/did not post WU card to "blessing anus xxx Street, Africa"

*CONFUSED*

[Grizz]

Mr You~~~~ing Gobshite
Latrine Lane
Agascragh(REAL PLACE)
Co. Galway
Ireland(west)
.....is my real name and address all over Scammerland at the moment.
Dont worried, i confused too......

Blessed Anus mails me, she has an atm card with $1,900,000 in it(woot) but she wants $155 to release it to me
Eric xxxx is my neighbour that i sent to the Western Union cause i have a broken leg, he paid in the money but she cant get it out cause he ~~~~ed up somewhere.
i have a Western Union Number with Erics name with cash it in that can be checked online (probably 1 Dorlar but she cant tell that)

[junger]

Hold on Lads

What if its true, you have made it hard for those of us who genuinly beleive that fortures await us. Dont spoil it for us all, if you dont want the generous gift then kindly pass on my email address getto~~~~youwinkers.org.com.uk

[Grizz]

they are some ~~~~in scumbags, one of em mailed me saying his sister had been raped during some civil war, after a few mails he sent me a video of a girl getting mauled by a lot of men - looked pretty real, dont know if it was staged or what, pretty f()cking low to be trying to make money off that

[Meat-Head]

NOTE TO MODS/ADMIN E-MAILS IN THIS POST HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH M-H-M

JUST looking at my 'ColdMail' email, and spotted this:-
only 'special' DK members get my e-mail address

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im pretty lonely since moving out here but
i ran into your pictures and youre so sweet looking
addand talk to me msnmessengar names [email protected]
hope to hear from you on it im on right now

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where he should go than to follow him, as he might lose sight

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