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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #16
    nowt lainie..just thought you had some standards is all ...
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • nara
      DK Veteran
      • May 2008
      • 2586

      #17
      Originally posted by Lainie
      **** ally mccoist
      Neil Lennon as substitute?
      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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      • Shady
        Shite Link King
        • Dec 2010
        • 6404

        #18
        or archie gemmil?
        Fave replies from various threads

        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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        • jcgrumbles
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2010
          • 944

          #19
          Originally posted by RedSpider
          1. steal your crisps
          2. eat your crisps
          3. shag your missus
          any flavour do?

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          • Lainie
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 3062

            #20
            i would **** neil lennon if he was the only man on the earth


            ally is the only one ive ever loved - and hes even sexier than ever now.

            oh gawd dont get me started
            sigpic

            Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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            • jcgrumbles
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2010
              • 944

              #21
              Originally posted by Lainie
              and your point caller??



              its alistair murdoch mccoist actually
              i know one of his ex girlfriends,shes still smitten

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              • RedSpider
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 2448

                #22
                Originally posted by jcgrumbles
                any flavour do?
                what flavours is your missus available in?
                Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                • jcgrumbles
                  DK Veteran
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 944

                  #23
                  Originally posted by RedSpider
                  what flavours is your missus available in?
                  bring your own,but be warned if your under nine inches youve wasted a trip

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                  • RedSpider
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2448

                    #24
                    ~~~~! thats a big bag of crisps!
                    Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                    Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                    • jcgrumbles
                      DK Veteran
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 944

                      #25
                      Originally posted by RedSpider
                      ~~~~! thats a big bag of crisps!
                      and i hope you like prawn flavour....

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                      • RedSpider
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 2448

                        #26
                        i was hoping for beef but that'll do. thank you for your co-operation
                        Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                        Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                        • patkins
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 3662

                          #27
                          Would I be interrupting the flow if I added my 3 things to do before dying.

                          1. Thoroughly wash my hair/scalp.

                          2. Take time to choose the right colour (probably settle for green-Paddys day in the offing)

                          3. Select a voluptious blond to do the dying.


                          Oh Sorry , I thought you meant d ah never mind.

                          1. Shoot each and every one of the financial treasonist
                          who have ruined my country , my future and my
                          childrens childrens future.


                          2. Spend the wildest night ever with Avril Lavigne.


                          3. Find the secret to eternal life.

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #28
                            Originally posted by pat kinsella


                            3. Find the secret to eternal life.
                            Ah can answer that for you, DK - VIP Member - never need to worry
                            ever again

                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • jcgrumbles
                              DK Veteran
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 944

                              #29
                              Originally posted by pat kinsella
                              Would I be interrupting the flow if I added my 3 things to do before dying.

                              1. Thoroughly wash my hair/scalp.

                              2. Take time to choose the right colour (probably settle for green-Paddys day in the offing)

                              3. Select a voluptious blond to do the dying.


                              Oh Sorry , I thought you meant d ah never mind.

                              1. Shoot each and every one of the financial treasonist
                              who have ruined my country , my future and my
                              childrens childrens future.


                              2. Spend the wildest night ever with Avril Lavigne.


                              3. Find the secret to eternal life.
                              nice one pat,getting someone else to do the dying bit for you,now im looking for a picture of avril to see if shes nice

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                              • patkins
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 3662

                                #30
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