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  • EssexTech
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 258

    #61
    I bet its Susan Boyle
    HYUNDAI AND PEUGEOT TECH

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    • reddevil157
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 1427

      #62
      This is her, isn't it meat.
      sigpic

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #63
        Originally posted by Grizz
        c'mon Meaty we all know its Tracy Barlow.
        I wish, would have been Cheap Car Insurance UK | Online Car Insurance Quote | Home & Life Insurance | MORE TH>N happy to say if it was, you know i would

        Originally posted by RedSpider
        Kerrry katona? after she's had a wash of course
        No

        Originally posted by EssexTech
        I bet its Susan Boyle
        No

        Originally posted by reddevil157
        This is her, isn't it meat.
        No

        ANOTHER 100% GENUINE LOT

        1) Driven a DeLorean DMC12 - CHECK
        2) Driven a DeLorean DMC12 to 88 MPH - FAIL - back brakes stuck on
        and flux capacitor missing at time of road test - 34 MPH - fast running
        out of fuel
        3) Had a plank customer say "is that <DeLorean> a space ship?" - CHECK

        4) Driven a Maserati Quatoporte V8 Bi-Turbo at a silly speed round a corner, only to find the owner coming in his ther other car the other
        way, but managed to slow down before he noticed - CHECK

        5) Driven an Audi R8 (what every 100,000 grands worth) - CHECK

        6) Worked on and Audi R8 - CHECK

        7) Scratched a sill on Audi R8 with zip on trousers - CHECK

        8) Got away with above - CHECK

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • Grizz
          DK Veteran
          • Sep 2010
          • 1598

          #64
          i think driving the DeLorean could count as 1-2 and 3, If you had got it to 88mph, Epic win.

          Try this next time you're looking for replacement flux capicitor........


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          • Wolfpack
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2010
            • 1530

            #65
            Is it Gloria

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #66
              Originally posted by Wolfpack
              Is it Gloria

              if your talking to me, no, who? secondly, not going to mention her name or what tv channel, anyway.

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • Wolfpack
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2010
                • 1530

                #67
                It's not Gloria Meat-heads wife? I have been reading the post and i have to say Meat-Head need to get out more since he has a fascination of women on the silver screen. I hope is job is not being a cable guy

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Wolfpack
                  It's not Gloria Meat-heads wife? I have been reading the post and i have to say Meat-Head need to get out more since he has a fascination of women on the silver screen. I hope is job is not being a cable guy
                  *CONFUSED*
                  WHY GO out more, if at all when DK has over 20,000000000 members to insult, offend and help?

                  still no idea who Gloria is???????????

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • RedSpider
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2448

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    *CONFUSED*
                    WHY GO out more, if at all when DK has over 20,000000000 members to insult, offend and help?

                    still no idea who Gloria is???????????
                    Gloria off 'it ain't half hot mum' surely
                    Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                    Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #70
                      Originally posted by RedSpider
                      Gloria off 'it ain't half hot mum' surely
                      Ah googled it and youtubed it, before my date of manufacturing

                      No.

                      OFF TOPIC:-

                      That 'Winser Davis' bloke had a nice voice

                      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                      • Wolfpack
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1530

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        *CONFUSED*
                        WHY GO out more, if at all when DK has over 20,000000000 members to insult, offend and help?

                        still no idea who Gloria is???????????
                        All in the family

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                        • opsmonkey
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5379

                          #72
                          I'd like to see a free Palestine and a systematic prosecution of those responsible for genocide for nearly 70 years..

                          I'd also like to hang out the back of Louise Redknapp..

                          See Liverpool FC crowned English Champions again

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                          • maca
                            Mr. DK DJ
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 6310

                            #73
                            1. Bring back hanging
                            2. Find a cure for cancer and dementia
                            3. Shag demmi moore

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                            • ruudvandan
                              DK Veteran
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 1091

                              #74
                              add 1 more to mine:

                              Do Cameron up Diaz
                              http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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                              • xant14
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 2062

                                #75
                                Originally posted by ruudvandan
                                add 1 more to mine:

                                Do Cameron up Diaz
                                The prime minister?

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