three things to do before you die...

[firestorm]

1: grow my own weed
2: shag some one i fancy
3:read about alex ferguson in gay transvestite cocaine ~~~~ in the news of the world

[Meat-Head]

1) Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony - NO
2) Grow apple tress and honey bees - NO
3) Snow white turtle doves - NO
4) Met Paul Daniels - also lost at Heatrow Airport - CHECK
5) With Debby - CHECK


1) Driven past a certain "Very nice house in the country" - yes
2) Know where a certain "Very nice house in the country" is - YES
3) Been stabbed twice in the back with a pencil - CHECK CHECK
4) Used the bog of a bloke with LOTS AND LOTS of money - CHECK
5) Been to the Thortans Factory - CHECK

[GastonJ]

1) Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony - NO
2) Grow apple tress and honey bees - NO
3) Snow white turtle doves - NO
4) Met Paul Daniels - also lost at Heatrow Airport - CHECK
5) With Debby - CHECK


1) Driven past a certain "Very nice house in the country" - yes
2) Know where a certain "Very nice house in the country" is - YES
3) Been stabbed twice in the back with a pencil - CHECK CHECK
4) Used the bog of a bloke with LOTS AND LOTS of money - CHECK
5) Been to the Thortans Factory - CHECK

6) learn to count to 3

[Meat-Head]

6) learn to count to 3

[GastonJ]

The only possible reply....

[Meat-Head]

1) Wheel spinned a stretch limo - CHECK
2) Stood next to the spanking new vehicle of a GENUINE famous comedian - CHECK
3) Worked on a car which the owner then murdered somebody - CHECK
4) Shorted out a battery of a bloke who's daughter was a bar maid on TV - CHECK
5) Spoke to above said bloke few years later - thought he was a nut case - CHECK
6) Wheel spun a Porsche 911 Turbo - FAIL - not enough torque
7) Realised a Turbo had 'let go' and was about to cause serious damage but you didn't
like the bloke so you watched his engine self destruct - CHECK
8) Going to hell when die - CHECK

[alker ranger]

1) Get to Turkey next Tuesday to play golf
2) Get pi$$ed everynight in Turkey
3) Win Golf in Turkey
after that I dont give a ~~~~

[PierreTheron]

Oh well

Drink and be thank full.
AAh How does the saying go again..

There is another???????? full./.

Never too young to die again

[PierreTheron]

Oh well

Drink and be thank full.
AAh How does the saying go again..

There is another???????? full./.

Never too young to die again


You might onlly get slow punture twice the third time it might not be so nice.

[gracieboo]

**** ally mccoist
go to new york
see U2 in dublin

thats 3 things i want to do before i die

F..k NY then see ally in dublin in may then go to Toronto Canada for the 12th oh what a perfect day. lmfao..

[EssexTech]

1. Win the lottery
2. Buy a farm
3. Have a bedroom lifestyle like Charlie Sheen.

[ruudvandan]

The prime minister?

why not? he's already ass-raped me

[Wolfpack]

Play St. Andrews golf course
Be able to retire on my own terms. Kill the person I hate the most

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[gc1966]

1 negotiate world peace

2 end world hunger

3 seek professional help to find a cure for my pathological need to make grandiose impossible statements

[Jack1988]

1.spend time wiht my family
2.spend time wiht my family
3.Find the space to sleep