three things to do before you die...

[ifred]

1 negotiate world peace

2 end world hunger

3 seek professional help to find a cure for my pathological need to make grandiose impossible statements

Note to medic.....Also investigate the patients belief that he's in reality billy gates and owner of microsh*t

[GastonJ]

1. Live
2. According to the government - Pay taxes
3. Avoid no. 2 and avoid death.