Are you sure he wasnt hitting on you??

That chiminea you got is almost identical to the one i have
Didnt know about that sand at the bottom trick tho
Just a quick note..You can use coal in urban areas in Ireland, it just has to be smokeless....but its not very suitable for chimineas anyway.. just a lump or two to keep it going.
And as i said in a previous post i use hardwoods as much as possible..
Look up joinery shops in your area, i'm sure they would be more than happy to give you scraps of waste timber or even some shavings!!..
and if you have a choice go with oak.... but cedarwood, though it burns fast has an amazing aroma if you can get your hands on it.

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