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  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    What an anti-climax!

    Russian bomb squad rush to post office diffuse a ticking package... to find a vibrating sex toy

    When a Russian bomb squad rushed to a post office to diffuse a ticking package, they were prepared for even the most sophisticated of devices.

    But this daring mission climaxed in a rather different way than others had before.

    As they tentatively unwrapped the parcel, they didn't find a time bomb but a pulsating vibrator.

    Anti-climax: As the bomb squad tentatively unwrapped the parcel, they didn't find a time bomb, but a pulsating vibrator, like this one

    The incident happened at Petrozavodsk in the republic of Karelia, northern Russia, after a nervous postal worker called in a suspect package.

    A police spokeswoman told AFP: 'The post building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated.

    'In the package the bomb squad found a vibrator.'

    She said the sex toy appeared to have been turned on 'by accident'.

    But the anti terrorist bomb squad's reaction is unsurprising given the recent suicide blast that tore through Domodedovo airport, near Moscow in January that left 37 people dead.

    And in March 2010, two suicide bombers killed 40 people in an attack on the Moscow metro.

    Russia is on high alert and scares and evacuations are commonplace in rail stations, airports and other public places in the wake of these attacks.
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    What an anti-climax: Russian bomb squad rush to post office diffuse a ticking package... to find a vibrating sex toy | Mail Online
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  • evs
    Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 42

    #2
    Is it a sex bomb?


    Or could it be one up for the vibrator then.
    I intend to live forever - so far so good.

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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #3
      What does this sex toy is related for the job, vibrating (?)


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      • Meat-Head
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        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        so 21st centuray technology, robots thinner than a human hair, but the russans still make bombs with alarm clocks?

        what is wrong with two batterys and a relay on a detanator?

        n/c relay contacts held off by second battery, 2nd battery dies, first battery powers, relay drops out, detanator, simples. Oh though of this as a small child (seriously)

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        • SOB60
          Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 47

          #5
          Beat them having the willies put up them whilst dealing with the unknown.

          I know buzz off, I'm going

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          • chroma
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            • Feb 2009
            • 1976

            #6
            All i could think of whilst reading this was fight club.

            Narrator: Was it ticking?
            Airport Security Officer
            : Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
            Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
            Airport Security Officer
            : Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
            Airport Security Officer
            : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never your dildo.
            Narrator
            : I don't own a dildo!
            He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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            • Lainie
              V.I.P. Member
              • Mar 2008
              • 3062

              #7
              ooohhh a nice purple one - bit on the small side tho
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