Woman ?bites off her boyfriend's testicles?

[Cronus]

A MAN had surgery to re-attach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off.
Maria Georgina Topp, 43, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Martin Douglas.

Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his flat after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.
Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his *injuries and Topp was arrested.

Self-employed DJ Martin needed emergency surgery after the incident in Newcastle and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from hospital.

Mum-of-four Topp, of nearby Gateshead, has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm.
A court granted her bail on condition she did not enter the city or approach Martin. A Northumbria Police spokesman said: ?At around 4am on Friday, February 18, police were called to a report of an assault.
?Officers arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault. A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman Hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area.
?Police have since charged Maria Georgina Topp, 43, with causing GBH.? Topp will appear again at Newcastle crown court next month.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/03/17/woman-bites-off-her-boyfriend-s-testicles-115875-22994511/



At least she knows she doesn't have a nut allergy!!!

[SOB60]

She must have preferred coffee bags and not tea bagging, god that must have been painful.

[jcgrumbles]

aye,you have to be careful of these geordie lasses,she might have just been dreaming of onion bhajis ..

[dingledangle]

new balls please

[johnboy1974]

dont know whats worse- this or a bobbitt.

[Meat-Head]

Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity


At least she knows she doesn't have a nut allergy!!!

Rumor has it that here in the UK even if a genuine accident and everybody is happy that it was a mistake if it's a 'nasty' jon ambulance are required by law to call the fuzz - so they can procicute and make govment more money"

fuzz are 'too busy' to attend burglarys so what about

ambulance crew:- hello fuzz come to xxxx street, asap
fuzz:- sorry all units to busy

[Grizz]

good luck to her finding a new boyfriend!!!

heres another gentle lass from a few years ago, saw it posted somewhere before. she ripped it off and tried to eat it, then gave it back

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

[patkins]

I've got a sudden hankering for meat balls.

[bald rick]

The boy shouldnt have said I would like my balls on your chin.

[dingledangle]

she only wanted a bowl of crunchy nut.

[bowie]

she probably dont want any more kids, but damn, a harsh contraceptive that is!

[hoggy952]

Must admit that reading both the reports made me cross my legs.

Must be a typical "male" response.

[Tamarc]

God that was painfull even reading about it !