First homosexual caveman found

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    First homosexual caveman found

    Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.



    The male body ? said to date back to between 2900-2500BC ? was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.
    The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.
    "From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.
    "Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," she added.
    According to Corded Ware culture which began in the late Stone Age and culminated in the Bronze Age, men were traditionally buried lying on their right side with their heads pointing towards the west, and women on their left sides with their heads pointing towards the east. Both sexes would be put into a crouching position.

    (How the hell can they tell us that they were gay, did they find durex)

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  • SouthernComfort
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    • Feb 2011
    • 403

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    Excavated from the site, large tube of Ky jelly and a big black rubber dildo with the mans finger prints and a smelly tip. Lead archaeologist says "got a good three fingers in so he's definitely a bummer"
    "What we've got here is failure to communicate."

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    • Snowy79
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      • Jan 2011
      • 1347

      #3
      It was the Football top that was the give away.

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      • the man
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        • Jun 2010
        • 1660

        #4
        DNA of seaman in hes shittier?
        filthy beasts

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        • Lainie
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          • Mar 2008
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          at last they found nige
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