Russians 'never, ever had sex in space': official

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Russians 'never, ever had sex in space': official



    Russian or Soviet cosmonauts never had sex in space in the 50 years of human exploration of the cosmos. And that's official, according to a Russian expert. As for Americans, well, you'd better ask them.

    There's no official or unofficial evidence that there were instances of sexual intercourse or the carrying out of sexual experiments in space," Valery Bogomolov, deputy director of the Moscow-based Institute of Biomedical
    Problems told the Interfax news agency.
    "At least, in the history of Russian or Soviet space exploration this most certainly was not the case," said Bogomolov.
    Rumours have persisted for years of secret Russian and American programmes to test the effects of weightlessness on sex but this has always been strongly denied by both sides.
    "As for American space exploration, well, I just don't have the information to categorically deny that," said Bogomolov. "There are just anecdotal rumours which are not worth trusting," he added
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  • shellbob
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    • Nov 2009
    • 239

    #2
    No Reds in the bed then

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    • pk.evolved
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      • Mar 2010
      • 292

      #3
      Hahahah, I've just pictured scene of sex in space.

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      • broony2005
        Junior Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 32

        #4
        pretty sure i seen Sylvia Saint getting it in space

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        • MrFug
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          • May 2008
          • 880

          #5
          Doesn't say if there was no masturbation though. Perhaps the instruments on the ceiling were a bit sticky.

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          • Canker_Canison
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            • May 2010
            • 3905

            #6
            Now that would take some explaining. The Commander pops his head through a door, just in time to get a face full of murm... fired from 5 meters away .

            What if the female was a prolific squirter?
            Canker

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