How Viagra can mess up your marriage

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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    How Viagra can mess up your marriage



    Be careful what you wish for, I think as my husband reaches again for his new toy. Tragically, it's not a Ferrari or the latest Mac laptop ? it's his Penis 2.0?the new, pharmaceutically enhanced model.
    I married an older man, and lucky for us both, the only part on him that's given out is his knees. But since I was writing about erectile dysfunction (ED) drugs, I wanted him to help me out. Would he try one? The little blue pill enables older men to sexually respond like 18-year-olds. "Wouldn't that be interesting," I asked him, "journalistically speaking?"
    John was skeptical. "What if I take this and things never work without the pill again?" he asked. I pointed out that the label of a leading brand, Viagra, does not list physical dependence as a side effect (although it does mention headaches and an upset stomach). True to promise, when John used Viagra, everything was perfectly fine. But to my chagrin, it was perfectly fine a lot.
    And therein lies a problem I wonder whether the makers of Viagra and its pharmaceutical cousins Levitra and Cialis foresaw. While men of a certain age are undoubtedly thrilled to have their sexual potency restored, maybe their wives' enthusiasm is a bit more subdued?
    Sure, men are thrilled to have a two-hour erection, but ... are their
    wives????????
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  • Grizz
    DK Veteran
    • Sep 2010
    • 1598

    #2
    No comment.

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    • true grit
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2011
      • 442

      #3
      I can only make it twice a night, once for three hours and then
      once for five.

      wink, wink.

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      • mtv1
        The Stig PT
        • Apr 2008
        • 4413

        #4
        might interest BD n maca do


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        • reddevil157
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2010
          • 1427

          #5
          if your wife's not happy..... sshhh, try them elsewhere
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          • wongers
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 734

            #6
            tried it myself once it got stuck in my throat i had a stiff neck for a week

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            • jcgrumbles
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2010
              • 944

              #7
              I normally cut my viagra into quarters,it doesnt give me an erection but it keeps it up enough to stop me from dribbling on my slippers...

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