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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    Cheap and easy way to get a perfect all-over tan.



    The deadly tan jab: DIY injection promises instant all-over tan but as these women discovered, it can trigger heart disease and cancer
    Starved of sunshine over the winter and desperate for a healthy glow, Terri Sotherton, 21, sat at her computer screen four weeks ago looking for a cheap and easy way to get a perfect all-over tan.
    She didn?t have to look far. Type the words ?quick tanning? into Google and the first three online companies to come up offer cheap deals on tanning accelerators in the form of creams, pills ? and even injections.
    Terri, from Bolton, bought three doses of a product called Melanotan for ?25. On the website, it was claimed these one-milligram injections would make her browner faster than if she went on a sunbed or sunbathed.
    Yet the truth is very different. Chemicals in the products make the skin more sensitive to ultraviolet light by making our cells much more reactive.
    In response, we produce more brown pigment ? melatonin ? more quickly. The results can be dangerously disfiguring, as Terri and other women have found to their cost.
    ?As soon as I had the injection, there was an intense wave of nausea. I felt as if my legs couldn?t hold me up. I had to cling on to the furniture,? she says. Her ?25 parcel, bought over the internet, arrived without paperwork. ?It is the most stupid thing I have ever done,? she says. ?I was surprised that there weren?t any instructions, but I thought a company couldn?t possibly be so irresponsible as to send out a product that could do you any physical harm.?



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  • Lainie
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    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #2
    some of my pals use sunbeds a lot and it does my head in. one of them looks tango'd permanently!!!
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    • Snowy79
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2011
      • 1347

      #3
      One bonus Lainie is when you go out drinking with them you'll be classed as the younger one. A lot is the ignorance of youth or the fact that the youth know better . All the women that were classed as the prettier ones when I was a pup did the sunbed routine, now that they are in their 40s everyone to a T looks like they're in their 50s and one would pass for her mum. The sad thing for some of them is they are now single and have always valued looks, sometimes this was the cause of their failed relationships and now they are at the stage where they are being judged on their looks and it's biting them on the bum.

      Originally posted by Lainie
      some of my pals use sunbeds a lot and it does my head in. one of them looks tango'd permanently!!!

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      • gopher7
        DK Veteran
        • Apr 2011
        • 2818

        #4
        Originally posted by Lainie
        some of my pals use sunbeds a lot and it does my head in. one of them looks tango'd permanently!!!
        I,ve burst out laughing at some of these people exiting sunbed salons.

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        • Canker_Canison
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          • May 2010
          • 3905

          #5
          It's all called 'Natural Selection'. Those with very little brains will always find ways to kill themselves, or destroy their lives in ever more efficient ways.

          You only need a little bit of sun to look healthy. When I want to see a burnt chicken I'll have a BBQ.
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          • chroma
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            • Feb 2009
            • 1976

            #6
            Did you know that most people (men and women) view darker skin as unattractive?

            The reason is the same as finding people who use way too much make-up as unattractive. Your skin is one of your primary tell tale signs of disease, the lighter the skin the easier it is to detect flaws and disease

            It's not even a concious thing, it works the same way smell does and the taste of a partners spit.

            The more fake tan and make-up a person uses leads a person to subconsciously believing that they're trying to hide poor health and a lower chance of healthy childbearing
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            • thered
              V.I.P. Member
              • Aug 2008
              • 4915

              #7
              Originally posted by chroma
              Did you know that most people (men and women) view darker skin as unattractive?

              The reason is the same as finding people who use way too much make-up as unattractive. Your skin is one of your primary tell tale signs of disease, the lighter the skin the easier it is to detect flaws and disease

              It's not even a concious thing, it works the same way smell does and the taste of a partners spit.

              The more fake tan and make-up a person uses leads a person to subconsciously believing that they're trying to hide poor health and a lower chance of healthy childbearing
              i would rather have a girl with a tan than a white pasty one covered with freckles

              IMO i am lucky i sun tan easy and go a healthy brown

              i do hate the orange oompa loompa look on women though woman in my street had them injections mentioned in thread she went digusting orange and she is only small too i used to sing oompa loompa song every time i seen her

              she doesnt do it now all thanks too verbal bullying i have now saved her life

              i do go on sunbeds btw normally just if i am going on holiday just to get a base tan at the minute i go on 6 min twice a week for 4 weeks in total and i will not go on again this year i go away next friday

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