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  • Grizz
    DK Veteran
    • Sep 2010
    • 1598
    #1

    The Rapture

    Hope all the believers are ready for The Rapture at 6pm tomorrow.

    AFP: Apocalypse almost: Rapture has world on tenterhooks

    I hope ill be sinking a creamy pint when it happens (cause i know where im going ......)
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    • SouthernComfort
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2011
      • 403
      #2
      I seriously doubt it, imagine trying to tell Mr Alexander Ferguson that Judgement Day was a week before the Champions League final.
      "What we've got here is failure to communicate."

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        • R_J
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 492
          #3
          For those of you who are to be saved by our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, prepare the ascent to heaven in a couple days I congratulate and celebrate you. I am confident that I will be left behind because I have to play slosh ball this Saturday. Please contact me if you would like to leave any of your earthly possessions with me as they will be of no use to you shortly. I am specifically looking for real estate, preferably in Tiburon, Atherton or Belvedere, A Rolls Royce Phantom for the family, 3 Ferrari's (or similar) for my kids, and a a Gulfstream 5 and cash, lots of cash. Congratulations on being a "chosen one" and no you cannot have it back on May 22nd.

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            • fireblade1
              DK Veteran
              • Apr 2011
              • 683
              #4
              hahahahahaha. this made me laff when i heard this, this morning. its a load of shite.




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                • patkins
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 3662
                  #5
                  22 minutes left of rapture day. Gee, I must be baaaaaaaaaaaad cos I'm still here.

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                    • MrFug
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2008
                      • 880
                      #6
                      Well, I guess he miscalculated again. He'll set it for some other date in the future, but at least someone will get some cheap furniture out of it.

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                        • Fellianis Wig
                          Banned
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 427
                          #7
                          Pffft end of the world ?

                          It could be worse you could talk like Ed Miliband

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                            • C64
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 2394
                              #8
                              So he was correct after all.

                              I'm now totally and utterly dead.

                              Which is a shame as my Paypal account was bulging at the seems.

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                                • GastonJ
                                  V.I.P. Member
                                  • Dec 2009
                                  • 5505
                                  #9
                                  Well if you want to sign it over to me as your executor please feel free
                                  My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                                  Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                                  No good deed goes unpunished....

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                                    • maca
                                      Mr. DK DJ
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 6310
                                      #10
                                      rapture more like ~~~~in rupture carrying all me beer in

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                                        • MrFug
                                          DK Veteran
                                          • May 2008
                                          • 880
                                          #11
                                          I think it's obvious why the rapture never happened :P
                                          Attached Files

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                                            • seidea73
                                              Newbie
                                              • May 2011
                                              • 1
                                              #12
                                              How do you recover from something like this...I wonder what explanation he is going to spoon feed his cult...

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                                                • nush
                                                  Top Poster
                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                  • 178
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by seidea73
                                                  How do you recover from something like this...I wonder what explanation he is going to spoon feed his cult...
                                                  your all dead and this is hell

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                                                    • patkins
                                                      V.I.P. Member
                                                      • Oct 2009
                                                      • 3662
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by nush
                                                      your all dead and this is hell

                                                      But Digital Kaos is Heaven.

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                                                        • chroma
                                                          V.I.P. Member
                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                          • 1976
                                                          #15
                                                          Ive lived through FIVE ends of the world now... i can only surmise that i am AWESOME.

                                                          End off the world 0 Chroma 5.
                                                          Damned straight.
                                                          He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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