Toy tiger sparks armed police alert in Southampton

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    Toy tiger sparks armed police alert in Southampton



    Police are today trying to trace the owner of a toy life-size tiger which sparked a major operation involving armed officers and a force helicopter.
    ''The tiger then rolled over in the down draft and it was at that point it became obvious it was a stuffed life-size toy.
    ''This incident will definitely be the highlight of our day. The CCTV footage convinced us all we were dealing with a real tiger.
    ''It's not often an incident leaves our staff with a smile on their face and it just goes to show the diverse type of incident we are called to deal with.''
    Releasing a photo of the toy tiger, a force spokeswoman said: ''The toy tiger is life-size and is like one that you would win at a fair.
    ''It is being treated as lost property but we don't know how it came to be in the field and whether it may have been a hoax.''
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    Another tax payer?s money in the drain
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  • Kalipo
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    • Mar 2008
    • 1687

    #2
    All i will say is
    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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    • Meat-Head
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      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #3
      Originally posted by super jumbe

      Another tax payer?s money in the drain
      1 - you said field and cctv - is that that much of an dogy area
      2 - did you want to go into that field to find it really was Tigger?

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      • super jumbe
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        • Dec 2008
        • 11610

        #4
        Common sense they should have throne a ship leg and wait for a response!!!!!!!!!

        Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

        Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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        • MrFug
          DK Veteran
          • May 2008
          • 880

          #5
          It could still be packed full of explosives :P

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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Originally posted by MrFug
            It could still be packed full of explosives :P
            OFF TOPIC:-

            Has anybody seen that cheap weedkiller around, sodium cloride or something, none in poundland!

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            • Shady
              Shite Link King
              • Dec 2010
              • 6404

              #7
              this stories GGGGRRRRREEAT
              Fave replies from various threads

              1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
              2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
              3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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              • chroma
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                • Feb 2009
                • 1976

                #8
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                1 - you said field and cctv - is that that much of an dogy area
                "Doggy" sounds about right.
                Some hybrid Furries slash Doggers.
                Wonder if they still say Yiff...
                He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                • Canker_Canison
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                  • May 2010
                  • 3905

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Meat-Head
                  OFF TOPIC:-

                  Has anybody seen that cheap weedkiller around, sodium cloride or something, none in poundland!

                  Sodium chloride (a.k.a common salt) is available in all good supermarkets & corner shops.

                  Sodium chlorate was banned in 2010 by the EU. Amazing stuff too. Even a small amount dissolved in water would kill everything for at least 6 months...and it's an oxidant. Spray it on, wait for it to dry, toss in a lit match... Whump... no garden.

                  I used to pack it into small cardboard tubes & throw them into bonfires. Instantly turns night into day.
                  Canker

                  "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                  - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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                  • enterprise1701
                    Top Poster
                    • May 2011
                    • 107

                    #10
                    HILARIOUS..
                    i heard it on the news..
                    But did nobody seem to notice that the "beastie" was not moving??

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                    • chroma
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1976

                      #11
                      Originally posted by enterprise1701
                      HILARIOUS..
                      i heard it on the news..
                      But did nobody seem to notice that the "beastie" was not moving??
                      To be fair, if your walking down the road and you notice what looks like a tiger....

                      Do you:
                      A: wait for it to move.
                      B: trip up your wife and run like ~~~~ whilst it savages her, giving you time to get as far as possible.
                      He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                      • Shady
                        Shite Link King
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 6404

                        #12
                        tis nothing.. was down south the once..saw some brown cows in a field lying down.
                        first thought that popped into my head was 'lions'
                        Fave replies from various threads

                        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                        • gopher7
                          DK Veteran
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 2818

                          #13
                          Shop in Union St in Glasgow sells those tigers.

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                          • Meat-Head
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                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                            Sodium chloride (a.k.a common salt) is available in all good supermarkets & corner shops.

                            Sodium chlorate was banned in 2010 by the EU. Amazing stuff too. Even a small amount dissolved in water would kill everything for at least 6 months...and it's an oxidant. Spray it on, wait for it to dry, toss in a lit match... Whump... no garden.

                            I used to pack it into small cardboard tubes & throw them into bonfires. Instantly turns night into day.

                            *THANK YOU*

                            OFF TOPIC:-

                            F
                            or sale:-

                            3 pots of sodium chlorate - Poundland Branding ?50 each

                            Remind me to cut and paste your quote in that 'europe' thread
                            bastrads - so what is the alterntive and what has happened to the stock piles?

                            As normal only find out when too late

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