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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    Kiwi Balloon

    Trucker in 'human balloon' horror - ?World News - MSN News UK

    A New Zealand lorry driver has said he blew up like a balloon when he fell on to the fitting of a compressed air hose that forced air into his body at 100lbs per square inch.
    Steven McCormack, 48, was standing on his lorry's footplate when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the brakes.
    He fell hard on to the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.
    "I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he said from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.
    "I was blowing up like a football. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
    Mr McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the haulage company.
    He was rushed to hospital with severe swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in Mr McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.
    McCormack said his skin felt "like a pork roast" - crackling on the outside but soft underneath.



    1: Surely this kid of things only happens in cartoons?
    2: How come no coont took a vid of it HAPPENING? 'After' shots are boring...
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • Grizz
    DK Veteran
    • Sep 2010
    • 1598

    #2
    they did shady, heres his medical team carting him off....................

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    • true grit
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2011
      • 442

      #3
      ``Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in Mr McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.``

      You could make a fortune with an airline, think of all the lardarses who would pay to lose a few clem.

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        cool, he was 'lucky'

        heard lovely story abou some DFM (dumb ~~~~ mechanic) that bent down to do whatever, and his DFM mate blasted the airline up his arse - through his overalls, through his trousers, through his kegs, past his shitter, inflated his bowels, they exploded and he was fatlly killed - try explainging that to the close relatives at the funeral

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