How to tell if a woman fancies you: look at her feet

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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    How to tell if a woman fancies you: look at her feet



    While men have long assumed that a woman?s blushes or a bat of the eyelids were the telltale signs of attraction, experts now believe that foot movements reveal most about an admirer?s true feelings.
    It is claimed that gestures with our feet are the most powerful form of body language because we are less conscious of what we are doing with them.
    If a woman moves her feet away from her body while giggling, to adopt a more open-legged stance, then she is attracted to you.
    But if her legs are crossed or tucked under her body, then the suitor?s advances are likely to end in disaster.



    Well I do not know much about womans, but I will have to start some were and this idea looks encoraging for me.

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  • Snowy79
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2011
    • 1347

    #2
    I find if a woman greats me with open legs, nine times out of ten she fancies me. Either that or she's a slapper. ;-)

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    • chroma
      V.I.P. Member
      • Feb 2009
      • 1976

      #3
      Women also find happy men unattractive.
      Recent study has just found.


      Also if people are depressed then being around happy people makes them more suicidal!

      In synopsis, if your happy and smiling your going to die alone, on the bright side you might cause people to top themselves, therefore dragging a few down with you!

      Carte blanche right there to be a dour faced moaning *****!
      He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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      • Grizz
        DK Veteran
        • Sep 2010
        • 1598

        #4
        Originally posted by chroma
        Women also find happy men unattractive.
        Recent study has just found.


        Also if people are depressed then being around happy people makes them more suicidal!

        In synopsis, if your happy and smiling your going to die alone, on the bright side you might cause people to top themselves, therefore dragging a few down with you!

        Carte blanche right there to be a dour faced moaning *****!

        , interesting study. it says shame is the most attractive look in men to younger adult women. so if i wanna get laid i gotta go around looking like this...............

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        • thered
          V.I.P. Member
          • Aug 2008
          • 4915

          #5
          i have a theory it has been studied by myself over a short amount of time once

          if you a miserable and dont like people when you are in peoples company you dont like they try to make you like them

          they crave affection and work doubly hard to please


          when you are happy happy happy they dont think they need to try

          i may post more on my findings if i decide to think about it again

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          • Snowy79
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2011
            • 1347

            #6
            I find asking an attractive women if my handkerchief smells of Chloroform usualy gets them into bed every time ;-)

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            • true grit
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2011
              • 442

              #7
              I usually find if a woman's legs are wrapped round your waist she may find you attractive


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              • Grizz
                DK Veteran
                • Sep 2010
                • 1598

                #8
                why arent the lady DKers weighing in and making us wiser on this issue?

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                • chroma
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1976

                  #9
                  Too bussy getting the Forrest Gump leg metal put on, cause they know I'm around.
                  and when Chromas around there's nary a dry gusset in the house
                  He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                  • Lainie
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 3062

                    #10
                    if her legs are crossed the tena ladys leaking
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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #11
                      I've found that brute force does the same job as simple attraction. I like it when they struggle. At least they're wriggling about unlike my last bird
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                      • Canker_Canison
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2010
                        • 3905

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RedSpider
                        I've found that brute force does the same job as simple attraction. I like it when they struggle. At least they're wriggling about unlike my last bird
                        Don't tell me she was called Marie Smith!!!

                        I share your pain if it was. Necrophilia would of been more rewarding.
                        Canker

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                        • RedSpider
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2448

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                          Don't tell me she was called Marie Smith!!!

                          I share your pain if it was. Necrophilia would of been more rewarding.
                          nope, it was katrina something or other.
                          necrophilia can only be rewarding if its fresh necrophilia while they're still all loose. and while the blood's still warm and can be used as an effective lube
                          Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                          Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                          • chroma
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 1976

                            #14
                            I used to LOVE Necrophelia.
                            I was also really into Beastiality for a time.




























                            Wound up too much like flogging a dead horse though
                            He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                            • dingledangle
                              DK Veteran
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 528

                              #15
                              can you imagine all the blokes in your local town centre on saturday night checking out all the birds feet instead of t**s

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