Viagra has made Hugh Hefner hard of hearing

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  • gmb45
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    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    Viagra has made Hugh Hefner hard of hearing

    But exes say legendary
    womaniser, 85, won't stop


    hmmmm dirty owl coont, as long as hes "hard" in other places who gives a ~~~~ about hearing, spesh with them 2 below hes lucky to be able to raise a smile at his age
    Ex lovers ... Karissa and Kristina Shannon

    PLAYBOY chief HUGH HEFNER has gone deaf from taking too much Viagra, say two 21-year-old twins who used to be his lovers.

    But blondes KARISSA and KRISTINA SHANNON say the legendary 85-year-old womaniser will not stop because he does not want to lose his sex drive.

    Karissa said: "He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing.

    He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear.

    Sex mad ... Hugh Hefner



    Sex drug ... Viagra

    "You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.

    "We could sit right next to him and he wouldn't have a clue what we said."

    A US study last year warned that men who took libido-boosting Viagra were twice as likely to get hearing loss.

    Sun Doctor Carol Cooper said: "It's to do with the effect on the nerves."

    The twins, who lived in Hef's LA mansion for two years, say he is also losing his memory.

    Karissa said: "He kept forgetting our dog's name."

    On Tuesday, Hefner's fiancee Crystal Harris, 25, called off their wedding - saying she would not share him with other women.

    Karissa and Kristina, who moved in with Hef at 18, are said to be considering a return to his home.
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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Originally posted by gmb45
    has gone deaf from taking too much Viagra,

    He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear.


    The twins, who lived in Hef's LA mansion for two years, say he is also losing his memory.
    1) his willy is properbly covering up his working ear

    2) how can you 'hear out' of an ear, should that not be 'hear with'

    3) memory loss, no properbly busy wacking one out (thinking of Tracy Barlow) and pretdening to forget to call the dawg in

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    • gazz10
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      • Mar 2008
      • 1015

      #3
      Originally posted by gmb45
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      Karissa said: "He kept forgetting our dog's name."

      And Why would he want to remember the dogs names.

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      • reddevil157
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2010
        • 1427

        #4
        coont is probably shaggin the dog too
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        • RedSpider
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 2448

          #5
          my theory is that, after plus 50 years surrounded by stunning women, he has grew weary of conventional sex and has drafted in a bloke whom he has supplied with viagra and had him ~~~~ him in the ear
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          • shellbob
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            • Nov 2009
            • 239

            #6
            Thats probably all it makes hard in him

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            • Walkinmyshadow
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2008
              • 712

              #7
              I've never taken viagra but when the missus wants to tell me "about her day" i go deaf too!!

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              • jcgrumbles
                DK Veteran
                • Nov 2010
                • 944

                #8
                I normally cut my viagra into quarters,its not enough to give me an erection but its just enough to stop me from dribbling over my slippers...

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                • Canker_Canison
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                  • May 2010
                  • 3905

                  #9
                  At 85 I'm not in the least bit shocked he's going deaf. Think of all the screaming he must of heard over the years.

                  It takes more than a pretty face & tight body to stay in that bed
                  Canker

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